What Will Trump's Final Words Be?
This article made me wonder what Trump's final words will be. Here are some of my guesses:
1) Why me? I'm the only person who's ever died.
2) I wish I'd spent more time with Putin.
3) I didn't know I had so many kids.
4) What do you mean Melania won't be here?
6) I wonder how much I'll get in the first fundraising email after my death?
7) Obama did this to me.
8) Little Rocket Man is going to call me a dotard after I'm gone, won't he?
9) It's so unfair. God is a Democrat.
10) Ivanka, give me a quickie before I go.
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, June 03, 2024
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11) I only like people who weren't convicted.
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