Leave Pam Bondi Alone!

 (By President Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America)

My fellow patriots! I, your favorite president, the greatest of all time, ME! Have a message for you.

     Leave Pam Blondi alone! She and Kash say there's no Epstein client list, I believe them, that settles it! In fact there's no evidence that Epstein even existed. Those fake news pictures supposed to be of Epstein and me were actually me and Michael Cohen. That's right! Michael looks like Epstein, a LOT! Or he would if Epstein existed. Which he didn't!

     I know Pam and I once promised that the client list would be revealed  Pam even said last February that she had it on her desk to review. But we were misinformed and whoever misinformed us will be dealt with harshly! And there were no flight logs or phone records. There is no client list, no thumb drives, hard drives and CDs that they had to use a saw to get out of the fictional Epstein's safe.

     And if such a client list existed, it doesn't do any good to look back. Pam understands this. That $25,000 I gave her 12 years ago to drop that Trump University witch hunt goes a long way still, further proof that inflation doesn't exist under my administration! So leave her alone! The woman's earning her money!

      And if Epstein existed, he most certainly killed himself! Pay no attention to the fact that the missing 60 seconds of security footage took place at exactly the same time Epstein died and was heard screaming from his cell. Again, it doesn't pay to look backward. We should be looking forward, like our great success in Kerrville, Texas (and when we find the rest of the bodies, rest assured I'll blame every one of them on Sleepy Joe Biden!).

     Again, there is no client list! It's fake news like the Russia, Russia, Russia witch hunt. (On a totally unrelated note, how come the White House toilets still don't flush well?). So cut the shit, you MAGA morons! Stop booing me and yelling there's a coverup. Stop hating 'Trump". I am the Trump! I deserve better! And it's not as if I need your votes any more.

     One more time, there is no Epstein client list just like there never was a Steele dossier. I know you all wanted to believe such a list existed. I know how you feel. I wanted to believe the laptop from Hell existed just like I wanted to believe I actually won the 2020 election. (Sleepy Joe got 81,000,000 votes? Really? No, I got 81,000,000 votes, if not more! And you expect me to believe he won the state of his birth?!).

     And fuck Rosie O'Donnell! By the time I get done with her, she'll be giving hand jobs in Dublin for trolley fare!

     So leave Pam Bondi alone! It's election interference and libel and slander!!! Thank you for not paying attention to this matter!

(Donald John Trump is the 45th and 47th president of the United States who's also a 34 time convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and beloved of other wealthy convicted and suspected pedophiles.)