This is What a Palace Coup Looks Like

 

     According to Kristen Holmes of CNN, JD Vance is assembling a Who's Who of the Trump shit show at the Naval Observatory to discuss one thing: What to do about the Epstein files and Ghislaine Maxwell. The media, as usual, have it all wrong  The (formerly) secret dinner that will include Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, the people best positioned to protect Trump, is being presented as JD Vance's attempt to shield Trump for when (not if, when) the proverbial shit hits the fan. 

     And, yes, protecting the "president" from the inevitable shit storm will officially be the focus of this clandestine clambake. Every one who will be at that dinner knows the shit storm is coming, otherwise why would they be meeting in secret to strategize how to minimize the fallout? They know that Trump is a filthy fucking child molester yet they're doing their best to make sure that none of this splashes back on him and to hell with his countless victims.

     But that's not the only thing on Vance's mind. Being the scheming little cocksucker he is, he's playing three dimensional checkers and looking forward to the other outcome: If their skullduggery fails and Trump has to removed through the 25th amendment for the good of the party.

     Because, in Vance 's rat-fucking mind, there's no downside to this. If he protects Trump by engineering a way to scrub Trump's name from the Epstein files (and we all know it's all over its 300,000 pages), then great. So, when the coverup fails (and Washington historically has a horrible, even comical, track record of carrying out coverups, what then?

     Well, as the alleged vice president, Vance would then have the power to assemble the Cabinet for an emergency meeting. Then, under his authority, they'll be legally empowered to hold on a vote on whether to remove Trump from office for the good of the party and the good of the nation. At least, that's how it'll be presented.

      At a recent press conference in the Oval Office, a reporter asked about the secret dinner and Trump seemed genuinely surprised before dismissing the report as "bullshit". I would've given my left nut to be a fly on the wall for the next time Trump spoke to Vance in private.

     "JD, what the fuck's gong on and why are you talking to my top officials about this? And why the fuck do you keep muttering '25th amendment' over and over again?"