Nonexistent Terrorist Organization No Longer Exists

(By American Zen's Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari) 

I suppose it really was written on the walls all this time, even if, to the oblivious, it was in invisible ink.

     The nonexistent DOGE, the terrorist organization that, yes, terrorized millions of federal employees for months, the fake government agency that even Trump's Congress refused to recognize or fund, has been very quietly disbanded. 

     All this time, it was destined to be a footnote, a fast-fading speck of fly shit on the national historical record. "Created" by Trump via Executive Order and headed by a self-interested sociopath named Elon Musk, DOGE was notorious for bringing in juvenile delinquents, literally teenagers, to run roughshod over government agencies and even some that weren't, flying the pious banner of ridding the government of "waste, fraud,and abuse".

     In the first few months of Trump's second criminal junta, DOGE enjoyed access to once-secure government buildings, servers, websites and databases that, before January 20th, would've been considered unthinkable. What few offices and buildings had resisted were eventually brushed aside by FBI, Capitol Police and even the US Marshal's Service despite the fact they had no legal standing.

     It was the very delineation of Idiocracy- The US government taken over by barely-functional morons. The MSM kept referring to them as an actual government agency. By CPAC 2025, the Nazi rally led by homosexual rapist Matt Sclapp, Musk took the stage with Argentina's version of Generalissimo Franco and, in a nightmarish visual, waved a chainsaw like an autistic Leatherface. It was like a synthesis of corporate branding with the Night of Long Knives with a healthy dose of human horror dropped in.

     The real reason behind DOGE was clear- Musk used his illegitimate and fictional authority to fire exactly those Inspectors General who were investigating companies that Musk owned. The deregulation involved precisely those that would've put restrictions on, again, his companies. Meanwhile, the tens of millions in government contracts to Musk's companies kept rolling in.

     The two trillion in savings that Musk and Trump breezily promised on the campaign trail? It amounted to about $200 billion, if that. Fired workers had to be rehired back when they realized, oops, those people are necessary. Now, with DOGE sent off to the farm, never to come back, the hiring freeze has now been lifted. Our personal information had long since been harvested with no oversight and now God knows where it is or who has it. The damage wrought by DOGE has barely begun to manifest.

     And the interesting thing is that DOGE was disbanded with eight months left on its illegitimate "mandate". According to Trump's EO, DOGE was supposed to be around until July 2026, or a year and a half after it was hastily slapped together. They were supposed to be around for a year and a half. They didn't last half that long.

 

Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me, St. Elmo? 

Just yesterday morning, Politico ran a piece about former DOGE "staffers" who are now pissing their board shorts over the possibility of prosecution for the crimes they knew all along they were committing. The piece starts with DOGE staffers packing up their stuff on June 5. They'd been living on the 6th floor of GSA headquarters for the past four months. Some of them had even moved their families in with them like vagabonds taking advantage of some obscure squatters law.

    Them moving out with their DOGE tails between their legs that day was no coincidence. That was the day Donald Trump gave Musk his walking papers and told him he was done (Remember the black eye and the gold key?). Whether through some animal, preternatural awareness or Musk telling everyone to get out of the pool, DOGE delinquents scuttled out of the government as if they were never there.

    That was also the day Musk essentially told them he was abandoning them. Or maybe he didn't get that far. But, either way, from that day on, Musk's childrens' crusade was exposed politically, financially and legally. The kids got caught raiding the liquor cabinet when Mom and Dad came home. No more money. No more free lodging. No more authority. No more screaming at actual government employees and demanding they work around the clock for 36 hour shifts.

     No more cover.

     So, what about that "waste, fraud and abuse"? Well, the next thing we heard was that Kristi "Border Barbie" Noem was spending $220,000,000 in taxpayer money on an ad campaign in which much of that money was going to an outfit associated with her, through a company formed in Delaware just days before the contracts were handed out.

     Kristi Noem, meet $220,000,000. $220,000,000, meet the inside of Kristi Noem's pocket.

    That would be the same Kristi Noem who got the Coast Guard (which is part of Homeland Security, not the DoD), to buy her two luxury jets worth at least $172,000,000. So, because Trump saw fit to put Kristi Noem on the wingnut welfare rolls, the American taxpayer is on the hook for $400,000,000, with nothing but a few glitzy ads and illegal detentions and deportations to show for it.

      And, while we're talking about government parasites and jets, let's not forget professional sugar daddy and parttime FBI Director, Kash Patel's jaunts on a $60,000,000 government jet so he can spend quality time with a wannabe country and western singer who's literally young enough to be his daughter. He also provides her with her own FBI SWAT team. That alone qualifies as waste, fraud and abuse. Don't forget the final chapter of Orwell's Animal Farm, in which the characters became guilty of the things they'd decried in their predecessors, in which the humans and pigs became indistinguishable.