If You Need to Say...

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody

O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you? pic.twitter.com/JXmtB6kUdJ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 26, 2026

    "...I'm not a rapist, I'm not a pedophile" on national TV, then you're already on your back foot.

      Today, Donnie Dumbo sat for an interview with Nora O' Donnell of 60 Minutes and Trump should have known that O'Donnell would have done some due diligence and asked him more than softball questions. The interview predictably got contentious when O'Donnell asked him about alleged shooter Cole Allen's manifesto and read part of it on the air. In it, Cole accused Trump of being ""a pedophile, rapist, and traitor" who would continue to "coat [his] hands in crimes."

     Trump's response was typical and his guilty knowledge was off the fucking charts. He called O'Donnell "a disgrace" and that CBS was full of "horrible people". Then he said that he wasn't a pedophile or a rapist. That was the moment he lost the narrative. Nora O'Donnell 100-Trump 0.

      Of course, this is coming from a guy who bragged on a hot mic to Billy Bush in 2005 that he grabbed women by their genitals because, "when you're famous, they let you do it." If Billy Bush wasn't such a giggling little frat boy, he would've reminded Trump on that Access Hollywood tape that it doesn't matter how famous you are, sexual assault is still sexual assault.

     Plus, Trump had been found guilty of rape in the E. Jean Carroll case, a clarification made by the judge himself. And he was sued a total of three times by a woman who claimed that Trump had violently raped her in Epstein's townhouse when she was 13 and another girl when she was 12.

     And his unswerving loyalty and subservience to Putin and our other enemies pretty much pegs him as a traitor. And his first day back in office, he pardoned over 1500 violent criminals that he'd sent to attack the Capitol on his behalf. So, yes, Donnie: You are a pedophile, rapist and a traitor. Like it or not.

     And the guy who told over 30,000 lies his first term in the White House sounds like Hitler when he railed about the Lügenpresse. As with any authoritarian asshole, Trump hates it when the press does its job and exercises due diligence. They call it treasonous and immediately resort to ad hominems.

     Then Trump sues them. And, like the spineless corporate cunts they are, rather than win an easy case, they instantly bend the knee and bribe his (ultimately brief) silence. CBS, of course, was one of them.

     It doesn't matter if Cole Allen is really guilty of the things he's accused of doing last night.  If he is, it doesn't mean he's wrong. Good job, Bari. You just made your lord and master look like a guilty fucking asshole on national TV.