The Party of Dr. No
This is how the Republican National Committee has been spending its dwindling time and money.
James Bond has a license to kill. Don't we voters have a license to vote out?
posted by jurassicpork @ Sunday, May 24, 2009
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i wonder if there a bunch of very frustrated old white men creating these ads spoofing "pussy galore" because they are not getting.....
I get why it causes us to speculate on whether these old dudes are getting any, and it's kind of funny, I admit.
But let's not forget that crap like this RNC video is plain old propaganda, much more than it is spoof, intended to dehumanize its opponent while claiming that it's just a joke. Will most folks think it's ridiculous? I honestly don't know. I think my father would have thought it was funny and not wholly inaccurate, but more importantly, he would have assumed it would offend ME, and watching feminists get offended is always such a riot. (I learned not to react. Also, he's dead.)
It's no freakin accident or coincidence that they'd deploy the oh-so-very-funny Pussy Galore attack. It says, don't listen to Pelosi, don't evaluate what she actually says - you don't have to, because she's a cunt, nothing more, and hello, are you thinking about running for office, young lady? 'cause don't forget, we'll call YOU a cunt too.
Aren't James Bond references like, so 3 decades ago? Pussy Galore was from a Bond flick in the 1960s. I'm getting farking old, and that film came out before I was old enough to go to movie theatres on my own. For most people, it's something their father watched, or their grandfather. "Bond" allusions were hip in the 1970s. The fact that the Repigs are putting this out now shows how out of touch they are.
Use "Fast and Furious" or "Matrix" or "Twilight" or something from the last decade, you morons! Oh wait, you're morons. So of course you won't. Please continue to crawl up your own arseholes because it's dark and warm there and you like the smell.
On top of it all, what did Pelosi (who I despise for her fecklessness) and Panetta say that was false? The CIA is a bunch of lying bumblefucks who couldn't even forecast the collapse of the Soviet Union. Aside from various spokesmen stumbling over their words, what's the substantive criticism here? This bit is like a video fart -- it's stinky, but ultimately insubstantial.
The CIA is a bunch of lying bumblefucks. LOL. Bumblefucks.
Dude, the stories I could tell you...
Look, email me right now, please. I lost your address. I need to speak to you about something.
Beer me while you're at it and please make it a Fosters 48 oz can. I'm having a really tough night.
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