Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Craigslist Postings From the Edge, Part II


Actual posting on the Boston Craigslist, Politics section. This is what passes for political discourse in the so-called bluest of the blue states:
MEXICANOCCUPATION.blogspot.com

PEOPLE… ! Don’t buy into yet anther OBAMA and his HAREM OF LA RAZA WHORES NOT DEVISING FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGALS!

AFTER THE BANKSTERS GET ALL THEIR BONUSES FOR THEIR GLOBAL RAPE AND PILLAGE, AND THEN NO REGULATION TO GO ON AND PLAN THE NEXT BANKSTER RAPES, THEN IT’S THE DRUGSTERS WHO WILL GET THEIR TRANSFER OF THIS NATION’S ECONOMY TO TUCK IN THEIR POCKETS.

AFTER THAT IT’S AMNESTY FOR 38 MILLION MEXICAN FLAG WAVERS.

NEVER THINK YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL NOT SELL YOU OUT! THEY DO IT DAY IN AND DAY OUT FOR THE CORPORATE INTERESTS, OF WHICH “CHEAP” LABOR IS A MAJOR DYNAMIC.

LA RAZA… “The Race”… the virulently racist Mexican supremacist front for expanding the Mexican welfare state demands “free” healthcare for illegals. Illegals that in reality have no intention of every becoming AMERICANS. They loathe this nation, our borders, our language, our flag, our culture our people.

LA RAZA, funded by the FORTUNE 500, U. S. CHAMBER of COMMERCE, and MEXICO wants de facto citizenship. Mexicans cross the border at will (which they already to) for pillage, and then return when they can’t stomach this nation any more.

What follows is much, much more, including quotes by Lou Dobbs. What follows is my very necessary rejoinder:
Where, exactly, do you people come from? Did you enter our dimension from a 3 Stooges short or, like Athena, spring fully armored from the addled skulls of Congressmen Tom Tancredo and Steve King? Seriously, do you people come from the same solar system as us or were you strangled by the umbilical cord? Do you live on landfills and/or underneath power lines? Or are you all the first generation of offspring of CIA experiments done on those to see how many brain cells could be killed before life functions ceased?

I mean, you would think that, solely in the Darwinian interests of preservation of the species, once a person reaches the level of toxic stupidity that you seem to have surpassed, that pulmonary and cardiovascular functions would cease to operate. It's mean-spirited, bigoted, willfully ignorant ambulatory organ donors such as you who make me cringe before leaving my front door and make me want to apologize to the immigrants against whom you inveigh for being an American citizen.

By an Act of Congress should you and your odious ilk be barred from getting anywhere within 100 meters of a pen, pencil, keyboard, crayon, lump of charcoal, Bic lighter or anything else that can possibly be used as a writing implement. Every time you create an alpha or beta wave, you weaken the nation and lower the collective IQ. May you step on your penis, fall down and be consumed by Mexican fire ants, you complete fucking waste of $1.98 of trace elements.

1 Comments:

At September 16, 2009 at 8:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great JP but the moron can't hear you unless you are SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS! I'd love to have a gander at his family tree so we would know where the red line should be drawn.

 

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