Pottersville Digest

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     "Dad, what's a threesome?" "Well, son, when a man, a woman and another woman fall in love..."

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     I recall about 14-15 years ago, the FBI arrested Hal Turner at his home in North Bergen, NJ for threatening three federal judges in Cook County, Chicago. This was right after Turner threatened to send neo Nazis to my house and harm my family and me (I may or may not have helped put Turner on the FBI's radar screen but I can confirm that I did contact them). Turner wound up getting sent to federal prison for several years for that stunt. Why aren't we seeing the same thing at Mar a Lago? Threatening a federal judge, even obliquely, is still a crime.

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    Really, assholes, that's all you've got? That the president can't control the wind? You want to impeach him for that, too? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     Even after narrowly escaping death, they still take jabs at Democrats. And you have to wonder if Paul would've even helped her if she was a Democrat.

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     For once, Santos was telling the truth. Max Miller is a woman beater. He's just one of a long line of psychopaths named Miller with whom Trump surrounds himself. Max Miller, Stephen Miller. Jason Miller.

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     Still, right or not, the prosecutors cannot lose their temper in court, no matter what. This will all be used against them during the appellate process. Acting like this make them look and sound unhinged and deranged and they'll fall right into Trump's tiny hands.

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     It shouldn't have taken nearly a year to do this.

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     You can talk about her pioneering legacy all you want. But I will never, EVER forgive her for her swing vote to end the Florida recount that put an illegitimate imposter in the White House for eight years. People all over the world died because of her swing vote.

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     I knew it was too good to be true. Mike Johnson pulled the usual right wing bait and switch.

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     Cartoon o' the day.

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     "It had nothing to do with my pardon.”

     Yeah. Strictly coincidental, I'm sure.

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     Yeah, so much evidence you withheld it for three years.

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    You can't claim your resolution is "pro-Israel" when you also include a refusal to ban Nazis and Holocaust deniers. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

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     Meme intermission.

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     "The illegal payoffs included repeated trysts with a sex worker who called him 'Batman'."

     No, dude. She said, "Fat man."

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     Light dawns on Marblehead. Fox calls Trump a liar on national TV. I guess they'll be fire-hosing the ketchup off the walls tonight.

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     “We have a country to save..." Saving America, one orgasm and punch at a time. And finally...

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     Shorter DeSantis (pun intended): "No, I'm not gonna condemn the use of the word 'vermin' because I don't want to lose the neonazi vote."