Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Muslims and Ralph Peters Against Sanity



One of my new fans, MuslimsAgainstSharia (although they seem to share with Muslim terrorists a fear and loathing of teh gays) likes to quote maniacs like "Lt. Col." Ralph Peters (Sanity-retired).

Watch this Fox "News" clip in which both the bubble-headed bleach blonde and Peters both pronounce Omar Khadr guilty of killing a US soldier by lobbing a grenade at him. Well, if they're in possession of such cut and dry facts, then I think they ought to do the patriotic thing and inform the military authorities what they know.

Because Khadr's been languishing in prison for 6 years now and he's yet to be charged with killing anyone, much less convicted of such a crime. It's never been proven that Khadr had ever been associated with the Taliban. I'm sure that Omar and our military justice system would appreciate some closure on this issue.

Of course, I'd take whatever Peters says with a grain of salt because Ralph Peters is quite possibly the most shithouse rat-on-fire insane psychopath that ever slithered on God's green earth and anyone who links to anything that he says, especially on Fox Spews, ought to have their head examined.

11 Comments:

At July 16, 2008 at 1:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unlike the pure glorious truth flowing so freely from your keyboard, eh JP?

 
At July 16, 2008 at 1:53 PM, Blogger Muslims Against Sharia said...

“One of my new fans, MuslimsAgainstSharia (although they seem to share with Muslim terrorists a fear and loathing of teh gays)”

Calling you a dumb cocksucker hardly qualifies as “fear and loathing of teh gays”. And considering that some members of our group are homosexuals, the argument that we fear and loath “the gays” doesn’t hold much water.

“pronounce Omar Khadr guilty of killing a US soldier by lobbing a grenade at him”

Since they base their “pronouncement” on the eyewitness statement of Sgt. Layne Morris, a real combat vet (not the fake one like you), there is no reason to dispute it, unless your sanity is retired.

“It's never been proven that Khadr had ever been associated with the Taliban.”

Apparently the fact that he was picked up on the battlefield among Taliban terrorists proves nothing. At least not to a dipshit, I mean, combat vet, like you.

“Ralph Peters is quite possibly the most shithouse rat-on-fire insane psychopath that ever slithered on God's green earth”

Again, unlike a little shit like you, Lt.C. Peters, is a real combat vet. But an imbecile like you wouldn’t understand that denigrating combat vets and claiming to be one at the same time is hilarious.

 
At July 16, 2008 at 4:53 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Dude, first off, you are a homophobe. Come out of the closet and into the pure, unadulterated light of day and say, "I am a homophobe!" I hardly think that impugning my and my friend's sexual orientation out of the blue just because we express reservations about Omar's guilt makes your own irrational, ill-informed case. It's interesting that such a staunch champion of gay right such as yourself would immediately resort to anti-gay ad hominems the minute someone disagrees with you as if being gay is something evil.

Secondly, you know shit about my military history and what I did in the Navy for flag and country so spare me your erroneous pretensions regarding my combat experience or lack thereof.

Thirdly, we all know that the Taliban, as with so many other terrorist organizations, cravely hide among the civilian populace when they ply their trade, so it only follows that if you engage the Taliban, you find your fair share of civilians who were just caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. The Northern Alliance works on a bounty hunter system. When you're stupid enough to pay for terrorist suspects on a per-head basis, it only follows that the corrupt Northern Alliance will capture anyone they can get their grubby paws on and pronounce them "unlawful enemy combatants" in order to beef up their own insurgent agenda.

Kind of like that 22 year-old cab driver named Dilawar they caught at a checkpoint in Afghanistan about the same time, the one whose legs were beaten and who they found dead five days after his arrest when they walked into his cell one morning as his body hung from manacles attached to the ceiling (they never found evidence that he was associated with any terrorists).

Fourthly, it's not up to Fox or anyone in the MSM to pronounce anyone guilty. The presumption of innocence until proof of guilt is established, while it may be "a quaint notion", to quote a certain neocon, is one that should still be observed even in this nebulous "war on terror." Is this what we've come to? For our MSM comprised of bleach bloinde bimbos and maniacs like Ralph Peters to try and convict people on television in lieu of an actual judicial process?

Fifthly, Ralph Peters is rightly a laughingstock in the thinking half of the blogosphere. About the closet Peters ever got to combat experience was when someone set off a cherrybomb in the bathroom of the National Review.

Lastly, but not least, what you fail to bring up is the fact that if this Layne Morris can conclusively point the finger of blame at this boy and if guilt has already been established then why, after nearly six years, is this boy still uncharged, unconvicted and unsentenced? Why hasn't he gone to trial?

Now go buy another Ralph book and a new bottle of Jergens and box of Kleenexes, you fucking idiot.

 
At July 16, 2008 at 6:25 PM, Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

normally, i would begin by making fun of you, after all "muslims against sharia" is kind of like "jews for jesus" or "log cabin republicans" or, well you get the picture.

if they have such incontrovertable proof why hasn't he been brought to trial?

nobody here is defending the taliban. i happen to think that they are shitheeled religious whackjobs with a strong criminal bent. thing is, that isn't any of our fucking business.

allowing the president, or any person or body of persons to simply declare people to be out of the human fold and undeserving of rational treatment is dangerously stupid. it brings us down a long path that always ends in depravity.

look at spain, france, and italy under the inquisition. they used torture, inventive painful torture to extract false confessions from thousands of people (whose property was then forfiet to the church, nice system, the church still owns a lot of that property). unless you really believe that those people were in league with the devil and dancing naked with said devil in the pale moonlight, you have to surmise that they were tortured into confessing to those ridiculous things.

same with witches. usually the motives were financial. the accused had property or other things that the accuser wanted. they'd wave their stupid bibles and shout bullshit like "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

you may feel free to denigrate my service and record all you want. by all means, go right the fuck ahead you cowardly piece of shit.

let's assume for a moment that i am a homosexual. think how that will be for you. i could kick your ass in under an minute, without breaking a sweat or breathing hard (i hate wasting time on amatuers), then you'd have to tell all your wingnut fuckbuddies, who may or may not be giving you a reach around at the time.

dude, this faggot kicked my ass.

or imagine yourself having to explain to your pretend god (for your sake, i hope you're still allowed fantasies about gods while you take your dirt nap)

you'd be telling your final judge

dude, it was a faggot that killed me.

since killing you wouldn't be proof of my sexual orientation one way or another, any more than torture brings truth from the dungeon it's all futile anyway.

i don't give a fuck about muslims, christians, or any of that drivel.

since i'm a faggot by your accusation


blow me bitch.

 
At July 16, 2008 at 7:42 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Oh, Stevie, that was so... masculine! You (who-ee) gave me the vapors, kind sir!

 
At July 16, 2008 at 7:47 PM, Blogger Muslims Against Sharia said...

"Dude, first off, you are a homophobe."

Calling you a dumb cocksucker hardly makes me homophobic. It just denotes that you're dumb and like to suck cocks.

"you know shit about my military history"

I know enough that a combat vet will not take the word of a terrorist over the word of a combat vet. Which makes you a fucking pussy and a fraud.

"you find your fair share of civilians who were just caught in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Those civilians wouldn't be throwing grenades, would they?

"The Northern Alliance works on a bounty hunter system."

What does that have to do with circumstances of Khdr's capture, you stupid shit?

"it's not up to Fox or anyone in the MSM to pronounce anyone guilty."

They have just as much right to say what they want as little bitches like you whine about "poor boy's mistreatment", you fucking hypocrite. How are you in any better position to make a judgment? At least Fox goes by what the eyewitness soldier said. You go by what terrorist's lawyer said.

"The presumption of innocence until proof of guilt is established ... should still be observed" - this shows what a stupid dumbfuck you are by pretending to be a combat vet.

"About the closet Peters ever got to combat experience was when someone set off a cherrybomb in the bathroom of the National Review."

You shouldn't be projecting everything. Not everyone pretends to be a combat vet. Some people actually are.

"Why hasn't he gone to trial?"

Why should he? Those cocksuckers should rot in Gitmo until the War on Terror is over.

"normally, i would begin by making fun of you, after all "muslims against sharia" is kind of like "jews for jesus" or "log cabin republicans" or, well you get the picture."

Sorry, we do not conform to your Muslim stereotypes, you stupid fuck. How about "Christians against the Inquisition"? Would this also be to incomprehensible for your lonely brain cell?

"nobody here is defending the taliban. i happen to think that they are shitheeled religious whackjobs with a strong criminal bent."

No shit, Einstein.

"thing is, that isn't any of our fucking business."

It is, you stupid fuck. Have you been eating some hallucinatory shit for the last 40+ years?

"look at spain, france, and italy under the inquisition. they used torture"

Keeping that little shit in Gitmo is hardly a torture.

"you may feel free to denigrate my service and record all you want."

Why is that every cocksucker who loves terrorists and distrusts the military feels compelled to claim that they served. Don't you understand how transparent your bullshit is, you stupid fuck?

"let's assume for a moment that i am a homosexual."

I don't give a shit either way. Fuck anyone you want (as long as they are of legal age) for all I care.

"i could kick your ass in under an minute"

Again, why is it every cocksucker feel compelled to profess his physical abilities knowing that he would never have to act on them. What a dipshit!

"dude, it was a faggot that killed me."

I didn't call you that, you stupid cocksucker. Your affinity for sucking cousin dad's cock doesn't really make you a homosexual. It makes you a depraved piece of shit that you are.

 
At July 16, 2008 at 9:11 PM, Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

muslim dude,

you like really fucking need a med review.

the shit you're on ain't working.

you're not only crazy, you're pretty fucking stupid.

you buy the whole "we all gotta love america" shit about how we're supposed to think and act the same way.

you are a depraved chunk of dogshit. your god is a fucking lie. your life is a goddamned waste.

fuck allah
fuck mohommend
and especially fuck you
and everybody that thinks like you.

 
At July 16, 2008 at 9:43 PM, Blogger Muslims Against Sharia said...

A stupid cocksucker is trying to insult someone by insulting their religion while projecting his inadequacies? That's original. Similar examples of dumb cocksuckers Osama bin Laden, Ruhollah Khomeini, Khaled Mashal, & Mahmood Ahmadinutjob. What a great company you belong to!

 
At July 16, 2008 at 11:32 PM, Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

oh, my, my, little muslim dink is all hurt feelings and shit.

he's calling names


don't think i'm just singling out muslims and their bullshit for my invective

fuck god
fuck jesus
fuck bhudda
fuck krishna, vishnu, all those fucking dot face motherfuckers fuck them

but, mostly fuck you punk.

 
At July 16, 2008 at 11:44 PM, Blogger Muslims Against Sharia said...

Hey, cocksucker, have you ever consider to go back on you post-lobotomy meds? Did cousin dad made you hate everyone when he used you as a sex toy?

 
At July 17, 2008 at 4:43 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Jesus fucking Christ, can't I go to work and leave you kids alone for just one day? Do I have to hire a babysitter, put you guys in day care?

 

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