What's Infragard Been Up To, Lately?

Because Infragard started back in the 90's to combat cyber terrorism.

Today, we read the news that all but two of al Qaida's websites are down. They're hotly denying that they themselves have been the victim any cyberterrorism because, well, irony is either lost on or unendurable to the terrorist soul. By Allah's flealess, fragrant beard, we have the market cornered on terrorism. We are experiencing technical difficulties only! Across many, many different sites and many, many domains.

Maybe they shouldn't have opened so many enticing emails for Viagra, Cialis, pet nail trimmers, unexpected Hallmark ecards or fooled into thinking that a dying stranger in Cameroon wanted to give away his entire $10,000,000 fortune just to them.