Assclowns Feature Saves Literacy
...film @ 11.
Go to Billy Kristol's last column. Don't worry, I won't make you actually read it. Now scroll to the bottom. You'll be glad you did.
Don't say I never did anything for my readership. OK, so I can't claim all the credit but I can dream, right?
(Photoshop courtesy of Sir D r i f t g l a s s.)
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, January 26, 2009
12 comments
12 Comments:
Ah, the wonderfulness continues. Now send that fool back to the wilderness where he belongs. Maybe rubbing Limpballs back after he carries all that water!
DaninBoca
And to think I passed over his column at 4:00 this morning (and most every morning), missing out on 12 hours of jubilation. When do we get to the part where he is set adrift in the ocean on a raft - aflame?
I don't know; he's been wrong before...alot.
WOW, that makes my day ! And good riddance to that slimy little weasel.
When do we get to the part where he is set adrift in the ocean on a raft - aflame?
Seriously, do you really think he deserves a Viking funeral or anything that noble?
Dude, I wasn't going to wait for him to die...
Oh, well, in that case, carry on, my good man. (Who's bringing the marshmallows and who's bringing the weenies?)
I have the s'mores fixin's!
Ms Wilberforce
I've got the marshmallows, whiskey, and cocoa, but who said anything about inviting republicans?
(Who's bringing the marshmallows and who's bringing the weenies?)
The weeny's on the raft, silly.
Your comedic instincts have faltered, by the way. "Go to Billy Kristol's latest column." would not have given away the (oh so joyful) punch line.
Dude, I was on my first cup of coffee! Cut me some slack!
I read the whole thing anyway. Just made me want to punch him square in the middle of that moronic smirk, then use a judo takedown to get him face-down on a rough concrete sidewalk, and rub that face on the surface until it's a solid mass of raw bleeding flesh. I feel this way about him a lot, though. Like every time I read his column. But never again!
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