Monday, January 26, 2009

Assclowns Feature Saves Literacy


...film @ 11.

Go to Billy Kristol's last column. Don't worry, I won't make you actually read it. Now scroll to the bottom. You'll be glad you did.

Don't say I never did anything for my readership. OK, so I can't claim all the credit but I can dream, right?

(Photoshop courtesy of Sir D r i f t g l a s s.)

12 Comments:

At January 26, 2009 at 9:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, the wonderfulness continues. Now send that fool back to the wilderness where he belongs. Maybe rubbing Limpballs back after he carries all that water!

DaninBoca

 
At January 26, 2009 at 9:45 AM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

And to think I passed over his column at 4:00 this morning (and most every morning), missing out on 12 hours of jubilation. When do we get to the part where he is set adrift in the ocean on a raft - aflame?

 
At January 26, 2009 at 10:38 AM, Blogger Pryme said...

I don't know; he's been wrong before...alot.

 
At January 26, 2009 at 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, that makes my day ! And good riddance to that slimy little weasel.

 
At January 26, 2009 at 4:18 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

When do we get to the part where he is set adrift in the ocean on a raft - aflame?

Seriously, do you really think he deserves a Viking funeral or anything that noble?

 
At January 26, 2009 at 5:48 PM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

Dude, I wasn't going to wait for him to die...

 
At January 26, 2009 at 6:01 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Oh, well, in that case, carry on, my good man. (Who's bringing the marshmallows and who's bringing the weenies?)

 
At January 26, 2009 at 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the s'mores fixin's!

Ms Wilberforce

 
At January 26, 2009 at 6:37 PM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

I've got the marshmallows, whiskey, and cocoa, but who said anything about inviting republicans?

 
At January 26, 2009 at 8:04 PM, Blogger Mentis Fugit said...

(Who's bringing the marshmallows and who's bringing the weenies?)

The weeny's on the raft, silly.

Your comedic instincts have faltered, by the way. "Go to Billy Kristol's latest column." would not have given away the (oh so joyful) punch line.

 
At January 26, 2009 at 8:28 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Dude, I was on my first cup of coffee! Cut me some slack!

 
At January 26, 2009 at 11:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read the whole thing anyway. Just made me want to punch him square in the middle of that moronic smirk, then use a judo takedown to get him face-down on a rough concrete sidewalk, and rub that face on the surface until it's a solid mass of raw bleeding flesh. I feel this way about him a lot, though. Like every time I read his column. But never again!

 

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