Fox News at its Finest, Part 6

In Fox "News'" Bizarro World, every time a Republican gets involved in a sex scandal, he's immediately transformed into a Democrat. That's because only liberal Democrats can have so much fun! So let's welcome lame duck South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford into the warm, back-rubbing, crotch-grinding embrace of the Democrat Party. All the same, wishing it so ain't gonna make it happen, so Fox truly needs to do some, dare I say it, R & D into which elected officials are R's and which ones are D's.

Of course, Fox has had problems in the past distinguishing one party from another...








The stupidity of Fox's parent network even seeps down to the local affiliate level:


However, let it not be said that Fox "News" isn't visionary, as they'd anticipated Arlen Specter's defection almost two years before it actually happened.