Politics is Like Basketball...
The GOP's Jenna Jameson Sarah Palin resigns effective July 26th so she can spend more time with her family on the campaign trail.
In other words, "I got a taste of the big time and I wanna supplant the darkie Democrat, ya betcha. It's really like a game of basketball and I'm the point guard and the lib'ral media is, like, putting a full court press on me..."
I guess when she challenged President Obama to a race last month, the lib'ral media took her literally. Since she's getting a three year head start, we'll see whether or not she can still outlast the 44th president.