Monday, March 15, 2010

Boolean Bozoism #17: Beware the Idiots of March Edition (February 26-March 14, 2010)


Yes, it’s time for another update of some of the sickest, most twisted and baffling search phrases used to find poor misunderstood Pottersville. All praise Al Gore’s internet, aka The World’s Remedial Literary Platform for the Post-Literate.

These guys must be a barrel of monkeys at NAACP conventions:

NAKED BLACK NIGGER WOMEN
homos with huge black cock blasting spew in mouths
"black boy" "biggest cock" "years old"
fuckablack.com
mandingococks
nigger boy fuck my wife videos
nigger cocksucker jizz
big tit nigger orgy cocksuckers
Want 2 fuck a Nigerian pornstar 2nite
Naked Black Niggers Show Their Hairy Bush Black Dicks
My storie of how i tricked my wife in fucking hugh black cocks so i could watch (So you had to find your own fascinating, fucked up story somewhere else?)
movie of very young fucking niggerboys
africa fucked up (Literally or figuratively?)

Perhaps eventually, demand will help these now-fictional websites get created. But I hope not:

donting on doilies.com
ww.fukig big focks
mexicanoccupation.blogspot.com (Sadly, there is such a blog but how they thought Pottersville would lead them to it is anyone’s guess.)
ww.freak.hos.sucking.dick.com
fucking adominicanas.com
arab mms fucking blogspotcom
preggo sex blogspot.com

As usual, there’s the staunch conservative faction looking hard for real dirt to find on evil lib’rals:

liberals are cock sucker youtube
i'm a liberal cocksucker (Honesty’s the best policy, I guess.)
old pigboy cock sucking?
equality is liberal propaganda

Then there’s the dependable part of my readership who thinks that God created silicon to facilitate their autoerotic ejaculations:

gay porn "silicone cock"
greg siliconed balls cock
the biggest fuck in world
ralphie gay rat
mother and dothers porn
momy's romantic fuck
youjizz toll girl fuck video
how to fuck on the corner of the bed
Yellow bone filled with white dick (You wouldn’t be thinking of Twinkies, would you?)
donky boy to peneis

Idiot, meet Google advanced search. Google advanced search, meet idiot:

can't trust it's a wonderful life (Because, like District 9 and Avatar, it’s lib’ral propaganda.)
snorkeling near a garbage scow
rats behaviour research sinking ship (After they’d deliberately sunk their rat-infested 27th ocean liner, the scientists’ grant was mysteriously rescinded.)
como tirar a propaganda do movie story (Pick a language, amigo, and stick with it.)
blue rock throwers
althouse swift (I suspect this is the first, and last, time those two words were ever juxtaposed.)
how many jobs were at super bowl 44
what are 10 things barack obama does
10 things that barack obama does
one of the things Barack obama said
10 things accomplished by barack obama
david brown politica mint asshole
chile man dies while working with your
rip 1987-2009 (If you’re going to hunt for eulogies for your favorite tragically young dead person, at least have the courtesy to know their names.)
oh god pound me fuck me
imagine that you are the chairperson of the company and you wish you arranged a golden jubille for your office.write to the manager of game five star hotel giving him the date ,time,number of guests and menu inquiring about the charges and giving any o (AIG internal memo?)
how the fucking Christ do i get a debit card bank of america
is it true David kelly autopsy 75 years
esx guy dad fuck hethe san
debbie damond sucks a big cock
who fuck the woman
singles praise the lord (Thank you for celibacy! Huzzah!)
man naked in big brother
male boy jail bait cock fuck
hit dat fat ass from the back
jim bunning is a mother fucking dick (And you needed Google to verify that?)

And my votes for the three scariest search phrases are:

cock sucking grandbabies
how to make ricin instructions (Maybe you shouldn’t have scrubbed your website, after all, Mr. Turner.)
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