When Pottersville Breaks the News, it Stays Broken.
US Burns Opium Crops in Afghanistan; Goofy Peace Breaks Out in Central Asia.
Republican Senators to Replace Flimsier Concrete Jersey Barriers in Next Transportation Bill.
Cardinal Sodano Cites Benedict's Flawless Color Coordination and Impeccable Fashion Sense as Further Proof of His Infallibility.
Gov. Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Other Right Wing Action Stars Make Liberals Expendable.
Tiger Woods Returns Today in Masters; Expands Golf's Appeal to Prurient Tabloid-Consumers.
WH Press Secretary Robert Gibbs: "There is no truth to the rumor that the President supported Bill Clinton's jaundiced view of race relations..."
Fox News Nominated in Upcoming ACE Awards For Best Comedy Channel.
Post-literate Teabaggers Give Up on Signs, Emphasize Brain Eating Strategy.