This is what we're up against every damned second of every damned day of every damned year. Still, the pun was irresistible.
Anyway, King Pork's gonna be gone all day at a job interview a couple of towns over as your hunter-gatherer chases down a QC gig. Keep your fingers crossed for us, stay on your best behavior and jiggle the handle so the septic tank doesn't flood. In the meantime, if you see any interesting news items to which you think I could do justice, leave some links in the comments section.
I've heard stories that there's gonna be a little shindig on Boston Common today that's supposed to be the first anniversary of Bridgewater State Hospital's mental patients' Great Escape or something like that. Scott Brown's committed the unpardonable sin of staying in Washington on Hump Day so he can do his job but as a consolation prize, Sarah Palin will be there. There may be bendy straws for teh first 600 who arrive.
See you later and play nice or no dessert tonight.