Friday, January 13, 2012

Caption Contest


So, is Mitt Romney and the other vultures at Bain Capital made of money or full of shit? Discuss.

posted by jurassicpork @ Friday, January 13, 2012   6 comments links to this post

6 Comments:

At January 13, 2012 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOTH! PO$ (Piece Of $hit AND Point Of $ellout).

 
At January 13, 2012 2:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the Freudian analytic paradigm, there is a strong unconscious connection between money and shit. So, I'd have to say that Mitt's full of shitty money ...

 
At January 14, 2012 5:06 AM, Anonymous A foul-mouthed reader said...

You've probably watched Noot's 28-minute attack piece on Rombot by now. Excellent agitprop! I bet the feckless Dumbocrats won't have the balls to do anything nearly so nasty. "Don't want to come across as too leftist now" is what those pussy motherfuckers will be saying. (It's angrily satisfying to write "pussy motherfuckers" but in logical terms, that phrase makes no sense.) So of course Gnut is backing off his own FakerPAC's ad. The Rapeublican power structure must have told him he'll be cut off from his high-paying pomposity gigs if he keeps that shit up.

 
At January 14, 2012 10:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the first anonymous is correct.

 
At January 14, 2012 10:22 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Not the whole thing but I've seen the trailer for "When Mitt Romney Came to Town." Loved it. Looks like we libs can take the winter off as long as Newt and Paul's in the hunt taking down Romney.

 
At January 14, 2012 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And with Obummer Bush-diving deep on Poppy, The JEB Is UP!

 

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