How to Get Blocked By a Pompous Twat

...in two easy steps.

Respond thusly:

@keitholbermann I wasn't taking a shot at #LGBT youth, KO, I was taking a shot at YOU. F YOU if you can't take a joke, you pompous twat. #p2

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 2, 2012

Then when the professional baseball broadcaster claims Toronto won the World Series in '93 and '94, publicly correct him that they, in fact, won it in '92 and '93.

Voila, instant blockage so he doesn't continue getting his ass kicked by an unknown blogger with just over 450 followers. My work here is done.

Seriously, I used to like KO until he "left" MSNBC to become a prima donna at Al Gore's Current TV (accessible only with generous amounts of tin foil and much cooperation from the heavenly bodies.). But how can Olbermann expect not to be made fun of when he used to be one of the most powerful progressive voices on TV then is reduced to the occasional TV spot and Twitter and Tumblr dispatch?

The very fact that he thought I was taking a pot shot not at him but at young gays should serve to show how skewed and unhinged his powers of perspicacity have gotten tripped up by his ego. "Oh, heavens to Betsy, we all know Jurassicpork59 wouldn't be taking a pot shot at moi," he seems to be saying in his copperplate, baritone voice.

Seriously, Olbermann. Stop hitting the "Connect" button to audit the 10 or 12 people who are still talking about you on Twitter and look to see if there's anyone left who'll still hire you.