140 Characters in Search of a Decent Candidate
About the only clear advantage Twitter has over blogging is that it's tailor-made for live-blogging things like the presidential debate. What follows are 12 of my better, more heavily retweeted dispatches during tonight's debate.
My prediction for the debate? #Tcot's keyboards will have the letters "n", "i", "g" "e" and "r" rubbed off by 9 o'clock. #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
@anndromney to Michelle: "You people sure know how to dress considering you shop at Target!" #p2 #p21 #debates
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
"I like coal. I also love to put it in the stockings of children whose parents' jobs I've sent to China." #Romneyzingers #p2 #p21 #debates
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
"Mr. President, you're tap-dancing around the issue. Your lies are bigger than watermelons." #Romneyzingers #p2 #p21 #debates #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
"I know how to create jobs... provided you speak Chinese." #p2 #p21 #debates #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
OMFG, there goes Barry channeling Lincoln again. Next thing you know, he'll be beheading vampires, too. #p2 #p21 #debates #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
Jim Lehrer looks like a gobsmacked 13 year-old girl at a Justin Bieber concert. #p2 #p21 #debates #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
Wanting to slap Romney for that, "Well, well, look who gave the jig a dictionary for Xmas" look on his smarmy face. #p2 #p21 #debates #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
Romney's forgotten all about Jim Lehrer like he's already put him in a nursing home. #p2 #p21 #debates #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
"I will create 12,000,000 new jobs, which is two maids and a car elevator operator for every house I own." #debate #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
@karlrove "Fair share"? Obama showed something we may not like./Yeah, Turdblossom: An educated, articulate black man. #Gofuckyourself #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
To sum up: Both men lied through their teeth, agreed on many bad policies deleterious to poor & middle class but Obama was more glib at it.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 4, 2012
posted by jurassicpork @ Wednesday, October 03, 2012
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1 Comments:
Apparently the criteria for 'winning' a Presidential Debate is NOT to look Presidential, or like a Statesman.
If Rmoney is said to have 'won' the election then the winner is the biggest liar, rudest asshole, and the meanest bully.
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