Tweets From the Edge
Some of my more noteworthy and most heavily retweeted dispatches on Twitter from the last few days. Sorry I haven't got the time to write more. I'm too busy trying to keep the lights and gas on and a roof over our heads.
Dear October, I need some good news, like someone telling me Pam Geller is really the author of @bradthor's #novels.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) October 1, 2012
Hilarious that the #GOP VP pick belonging to a party espousing a shorter tax code won't explain Mitt's tax plan because it's too long. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 30, 2012
"Paul can't summarize my tax plan, but I can: You 99 percenters bend over, bite a stick & the 1% will drive you home." #ThingsMittMightSay
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 30, 2012
It's hilarious that SAC's blaming one 20 y/o Mormon girl for forged signatures. She really got around- The scandal has reached 7 states. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 30, 2012
Obama supporters are saying "Four more years!" Romney and Obama supporters are saying, "Twenty more years!" #SHOWUSYOURTAXRETURNS #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 29, 2012
"I love #RWNJs who refuse to pay 1¢ more in taxes for the common good but'll gladly throw away $ on my losing campaign." #ThingsMittMightSay
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 29, 2012
Why people want to know how I manage my personal finances when all I want is to control the economy. #ThingsMittRomneyCantExplain #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 26, 2012
Poll: 4 out of 5 replacment refs think Bush revitalized economy, Saddam had WMDs, Obama was born in Kenya & Romney will win in a landslide.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 26, 2012
Why is the White House the only house in America I can't buy? #ThingsMittRomneyCantExplain #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 26, 2012
Claiming #marriageequality ruins your marriage is like checking your neighbor's smoke detector while letting your own home burn down. #RWNJs
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 26, 2012
The Ever-Lasting GOPstopper. It lasts for four more years. #ObamaCandyNames #p2 #p21 #tlot #tcot #connecttheleft #topprogs #RWNJs
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 26, 2012
"Old age is wasted on the old. That's why we should raise the retirement age & put Social Security on Wall St." #ThingsMittMightSay #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 24, 2012
"People don't need water. They can just suck on the icicles that hang off my wife." #ThingsMittMightSay #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 24, 2012
Breaking: After curtain incident, Romney staffers now instructed to use cootie catchers when dealing with the press. #growthefuckup #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 23, 2012
"Mitt & I have a great relationship that's based on a mutual loathing of 47% of the nation." #ThingsAnnRomneyMightSay #p2 #p21 #tcot #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 22, 2012
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