Willard Romney: Humanitarian.
There are already two Twitter accounts dedicated to Romney Storm tips and @ShitWillardSez is offering his own tips for survival during Hurricane Sandy.
We Mormons stock up on 6 months of food @ a time. So make sure you buy enough Beluga caviar & crepes before #Sandy hits. #MittsStormTips #p2
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
If you see anyone get blown off their feet, hold them down and cut their hair if they look homosexual. #Sandy #RomneyStormTips #RWNJs #p2
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
During a hurricane, it's always a good idea to crack your windows to depressurize the house. Or you can just roll them down. #Mittsstormtips
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
If you remain at home, make sure to fill up your bathtub with Fiji bottled water. #Mittsstormtips #RWNJs #tcot #tlot #p2 #p21
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
If your city's about to get flooded, give yourself enough time to drive away in one of your two Cadillacs. #Mittsstormtips #RWNJs #p2 #p21
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
Couldn't find any ice to load on my campaign bus for the photo op but fortunately, I have Ann with me. twitter.com/EmilyABC/statu… #RWNJs #tcot
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
My only worry is that after #Sandy passes, the trees won't be the right height, anymore. #Fuckthepoor #RWNJs #tcot #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
Before #Sandy hits, be sure to move indoors all loose & dangerous items, such as my perception of facts. #RomneyStormTips #RWNJs #p2 #tcot
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
I urge people in the coastal states to take in their Obama yard signs until November 6th, just to be safe. #RomneyStormTips #RWNJs #p2 #tcot
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
During Hurricane #Sandy, please keep your pets safe and tightly secure the kennel on your car roof. #MittsStormTips #RWNJs #tcot #p2 #p21
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 29, 2012
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, October 29, 2012
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this is a kick ass storm (or as Brian Williams put it a monster monster (ooooh double monster!!!) storm, good to find some snarky humor in the midst of it.
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