When Stepping into a Cow Pasture...

...be prepared to step into your fair share of turds. Because as sure as cow pastures attract cow shit and as sure as cow shit attracts flies and maggots, there will always be right wing trolls who seek to exploit senseless tragedies such as the Brookfield Sq. Mall to make liberals and people of color look bad. What follows are some of the comments I've collected from the seedier side of the tracks while the situation was still fluid and tactical (as it is as I write this). Keep in mind that this isn't an all-inclusive list but just the worst ones I've found thus far. Don't forget, people, these lunatics also have the right to vote. (Editor's note: I hope this results in at least a few donations or that at the very least you guys tell me you appreciate me doing this. Because going into a place like FreeperLand is like jumping into a sewer without hip waders.)

This is the very first response that came up when the freepers finally got around to reporting on the mall shooting:

 

Yeah, sport, because this is exactly what God would've wanted. Let's continue:

Yes, because that's what's important, proving that black people are dangerous to proper, God-fearing white people who love to cling to their religion and guns.

When in doubt, blame the liberal lesbian.

Ah, Affirmative Action, the reverse racist program that gives a free pass to black people who murder whites. "But, but... OJ!"

Now, there's an enterprising Freeper: Exploiting two senseless tragedies to make black people look bad! Well played, my little flying monkey, well played. Have a banana.

Now, Freeper tying this to the Obama campaign in 3... 2... 1...

 

Seenario wit Mooslims. Dayam that trims mah mullet!

Ah, good ole fashioned white persecution. That'll serve them in good stead when Obama's New Black Panthers bring back the days when blacks used to lynch whites by the thousands.

So, Obama is responsible for the actions of every mass shooter and spree killer from 2009 on? The Lone Gunmen ride again.

Hell yeah! Because the last thing we need is a president who, uh, has hardly put the words "gun" and "control" together in nearly four years.

I have it on pretty good faith the person who wrote this is as white as Mitt Romney so nothing more need be said.

Aw! How courageous of this person, to put aside their grief over the shooting of people they'll never meet or know to put a humorous smiley face on it!

Ah, yes. That would be the Christian religion that W. used as a rationale for convertin' them there heathen Muslims in the latest Crusade in the Middle East.

Wow. Kudos to this brave patriot for not actually blaming Sasha and Malia.

Uh, yeah. Like the wouldbe Tides Foundation shooter who was found with Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity books in his car?

I was wondering how long it would take Pam Gellar to weigh in from the peanut gallery.

I guess that one was from Rep. Peter King. (Editor's note: "Allahu ahkbar" is Arabic for, "Praise the Lord and pass the Ammunition!")

Now, keep in mind these were culled just from the one page of comments from the latest thread and the first 50 comments on the first page of the first thread concerning Brookfield from just one site. At that time there were 124 others to wade through and even your progressive porcine can stand only so much.

Now, let's see what kinda fans Fox6 attracts:

Maybe we'll get saner comments from Fox News Insider's live chat room to get... Oh dear...

How about ZeroHedge?

Wow. They made it easy for me. Contiguous craziness.

Oddly enough, Pajamas Media, Michelle Malkin, Red State and many of the other usual suspects are mum on this story. And maybe that's the way it ought to be.

And those are just 20 of the craziest ones that I've found after just a half hour of searching.