More Tweets From the Edge
As many of you no doubt know, I don't just drop my little pearls of wisdom here but also on the microblogging site Twitter. So even if I don't wax here, I don't necessarily wane in the Twitterverse. Since today's going to be a busy day for me, here's some little reruns of my alleged wit and wisdom from the past week
From where ever he is in heaven, I hope to God that Ted Kennedy is pissing down on Robert Bork's bad combover. #FuckRobertBork #RWNJs #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 19, 2012
I guess being in the Westboro Baptist Church is like being in the Manson Family except the music isn't nearly as cool. #FuckWBC #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 19, 2012
@margiejphelps Let me guess: You couldn't come up with the copay when you went to refill the script for your meds. #RWNJs #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 19, 2012
One of the things that disappoints me the most is why more Americans don't point their fingers at elected officials & loudly laugh at them.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 19, 2012
In his manic phases, poet Theodore Roethke thought his penis was a radio transmitter. And he was STILL saner than 90% of the #GOP. #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 18, 2012
"Good morning. I've concluded you don't have enough of a life. You must fill it by serving me." #cats #p2 #p21 twitpic.com/bn52pi
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 18, 2012
Sooo, NASA litters the moon with multimillion debris that we funded then they name the mess after Sally Ride? m.apnews.mobi/ap/db_6776/con… #Bravo
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 18, 2012
Sen. John McCain goes down on record as saying he's militantly opposed to sling and spear control. #snark #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 18, 2012
Has anyone else thought it ironic that the #NRA, a virulently anti-government terrorist cell, spends millions lobbying our government? #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 18, 2012
@arrogantdemon The problem with McArdle's "gang rush" idea is that #SandyHook's principal & psychologist died doing just that: rushing Lanza
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 18, 2012
I think Tea Party lunatics like @stevewcarlson should change their organization's name to the Tear Party for all the crying they do. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 17, 2012
@anarousedwoman The faculty at #SandyHook at least proved they didn't need guns to be heroic. #p2 #p21 #Newtown
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 17, 2012
Do right wingers who've been attacking teachers and their unions really want to arm them? glpo.st/VGePCB #p2 #p21 #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 15, 2012
@middleamericams John Kerry to be Secretary of State/Oh, fucking wonderful. Another year enduring a Scott Brown/Koch Brothers campaign. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 15, 2012
Fact: America is a country in which you can buy a gun in less than eight minutes but it can take over eight hours to vote. #SandyHook #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 14, 2012
OR mall shooter described as looking like "he was on a mission", automatically making him more electable than any Republican this year. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 12, 2012
posted by jurassicpork @ Wednesday, December 19, 2012
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Too bad those teachers in Wisconsin weren't armed almost two years ago when they converged on Madison after Walker introduced legislation against them.
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