Phoning it in Again
This also happens to be my Twitter avatar for the rest of the year, although I must say I've been a bit more productive than this incarnation of Santa Claus. You'll make my nice list if you mail this to Megyn Kelly at Fox.
Anyway, with Scott Carson, Buffalo Bull, Annie Oakley, Sitting Bull and Arthur Conan-Doyle chasing down Jack the Ripper throughout the East End of London in the denouement of Tatterdemalion, plus doing the usual Christmas thing and keeping the household running, there's been no time for real-time blogging (although I've got the annual bizarre Christmas present post in the can plus I've been chipping away at Assclowns of the Year #3). So please accept this substitute for actual political/social commentary.
A suggestion for guys planning on having Christmas sex: Take off the ribbon first. Your lover will appreciate it later.
Next I expect to hear Fox airhead Megyn Kelly try to claim Jesus was born not in Bethlehem but Grosse Point, Michigan.
Drone kills 15 in Yemen on way to a wedding. Obama administrations says, "They were probably wedding crashers." http://rt.com/news/yemen-strike-drone-wedding-161/ …
Is sending a fruitcake to a
With the
Instead of his uncle, maybe Kim Jong Un should've executed his barber, tailor and fitness trainer.
Look at old films from 70, 80, 90, 100 years ago. You'll never see an obese person. Ever. Nowadays, even our ferrets are fat.
I wonder how many redneck Aryan types are following
Santa Claus is the one guy on the planet who works fewer days a year than Congress.
Gals, banishing a guy to the
Michael Jackson's doctor.
1 Comments:
Comrade Rutherford said: This was hilarious!
"Who heads up their Engineering Dept? The American Tourister gorilla?"
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