World Cup Live Tweeting

     OK, so I'm sure everyone knows it's Argentina vs Germany in the World Cup Final (In Red Sox Nation, that means the other game besides the Red Sox/Houston matchup). A few quick peeks into the Pope's Twitter account shows Francis and Benedict are watching the game together at Frankie's place and the two aren't getting along so well.

Benedict & Francis made a #WorldCup bet- The loser has to wash the Popemobile with Biden in St. Peter's Sq. stripped to the waist. #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "I really hope Benedict doesn't make a Nazi salute every time Germany scores a goal." #worldcup
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Figures. Benedict comes over with a giant foam finger colored like the Nazi flag but no munchies. Deadbeat." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Benedict actually said it would've been great if Rudolph Hess parachuted onto the pitch before the match." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "I really hope Argentina shuts out Germany because I just know Benedict will yell 'Ja vol!' instead of 'goal'." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "I wish Benedict would stop reminiscing about Hitler @ the 36 Olympics. No farting on my sofa would be nice, too." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "We're speaking in Latin during the game but somehow Benedict still makes it sound martial." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Herr Benedict and I finally agree on something: Soccer really, really sucks." #WorldCupFinal #argentinavsgermany2014
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Only the Good Lord knows why we get so excited over a game where both sides fail to score 99% of the time." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "The near misses & constant failures are making this the most exciting soccer game ever." #argentinavsgermany2014 #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Benedict's bummed out over the scoreless tie. He's talking about going into the bunker." #argentinavsgermany2014 #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Yep, there he goes with the Nazi salute. Asshole." #argentinavsgermany2014 #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Seriously, who the fuck brings sauerkraut and a Riesling to a soccer party?" #argentinavsgermany2014 #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "It's going to take my housekeeping staff weeks to get these sauerkraut old man farts out of my sofa. Douchebag." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Germany won. Benedict's now going to call Argentina's president to needle him about Mengele taking asylum there." #WorldCupFinal
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014

@Pontifex: "Benedict's walking back to his home with a spring in his goosestep that fucking fascist." #WorldCupFinal #argentinavsgermany2014
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 13, 2014