Tweets From the Edge

     Tatterdemalion's third line edit is racing to a finish but it looks as if your porcine powerhouse will have to do a fourth after Thanksgiving to meet his goal of getting it to under 200,000 words. So, as always, time's at a premium. In the meantime, please accept this dubious substitute for wit and wisdom over the last week from my Twitter feed.

America, in which men assaulting or killing kids as teachers or cops get paid vacations while others get immediately fired for being gay.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 22, 2014

I think Webster's should officially designate the word "republican" as an improper noun. #tcot #tlot #p2 #p21 #LibCrib
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 20, 2014

@MadamSeredencko Redneck Space Program.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 21, 2014

@KuKluxKlanUSA @SidianJ How can you preserve your nation, your race and your God when you can't even preserve your own fucking Twitter feed?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 20, 2014

In all sincerity, I want Michelle Obama to be the 45th President just to see #RWNJs die in a coast-to-coast wave of #racist apoplexy.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 19, 2014

Dear #Teabaggers: My calling you on your #racism & #biogtry does not mean I am racist & loathe white people. I just loathe you & your ilk.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 19, 2014

"Cuz Murica will never be free until the day I can mount a 70 caliber Mini gun on my Rascal scooter!" #gunsense #LibCrib #UniteBlue #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 19, 2014

@LiberalLegion @mikeejoe Anonymous to racist Wilson supporters: "Hey, guys, can I check under the hood?" #Ferguson
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 19, 2014

Nate Silver's scratching his head wondering why Democrats got 4% fewer votes than projected. @Greg_Palast explains. https://t.co/Ff0mHolv8D
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 19, 2014

@ProPublica @MissAbsinthe So, US corporations have no problem funding murderous rebel govts but get the dry heaves paying taxes to the US?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 18, 2014

Obama gets elected: Gun sales spike. Obama gets reelected: Gun sales spike. Darren Wilson murders black kid: Gun sales spike. See a pattern?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 18, 2014

Isn't it ironic that whenever something momentous happens in the black community, scared white guys buy guns then claim it's not racial? #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 18, 2014

It's now become painfully clear to me that @Atrios' blog's overall political quotient is now identical to 2004's Free Republic. #heyindeedy
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 17, 2014

Since the #ACA raised taxes on the very wealthy, you'd think #Gruber would embrace that for the populist appeal instead of lying about it.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 16, 2014

Imagine how outrageous it would be if your toll was higher just because you were driving in the fast lane. #NetNeutrality
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 16, 2014

God knows what keeps Cheney, the Kochs, Adelson & Rupert Murdoch alive but I suspect it has something to do with ritual human sacrifice. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 16, 2014

@BradThor's compositional method is randomly placing a few pronouns on the page then filling in the gaps with #RWNJ talking points. #hack
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 15, 2014

@BradThor book: $7.99 Brad Thor book selling for $7.99 in the bargain room at the Paper Store: Priceless. #RWNJ pic.twitter.com/2z56b7wpMA
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 15, 2014

Electing Republicans to carry out progressive agendas we also voted for is like hoping arsonists will assist the fire department. #LibCrib
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) November 15, 2014