Happy Columbus Day
Or rather, Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day. But what's a little venereal disease among friends, right?
Every Columbus Day, I like to remind people that Columbus was a rotten navigator and he accidentally "discovered" America when he thought he found India. Hey, he was only off by 7600 miles. Could've happened to anyone.
Yeah, I'm an asshole. But I'm the type of asshole that speaks the truth.
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This mass murderer, Cristobal Colon, was not only a bad navigator. When he 'governed' Hispaniola, his underlings were so appalled by his brutality, that he was relieved of his post and returned under lock and key to Spain by order of Isabella and Ferdinand, the founders of the Spanish Inquisition. So that should be the headline every 12 October: Columbus: Too Cruel for The Spanish Inquisition!
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