It's been making the rounds since late last week that a female Ted Cruz lookalike, Mississippi native Searcy Hayes, has agreed to do a six minute sex scene in a porno movie with her boyfriend in exchange for $10,000
. While details are being hashed out and filming has yet to start, that leaves plenty of time for the filmmakers to settle on a title. So what are the top 10 working titles for the Ted Cruz Lookalike sex tape?
10) I Am Curious Radioactive Green.
9) Last Tango in Paris, Texas
8) Swindler's Lust
7) Teddy Does Dallas
6) Deep Threat
5) Cruz Missile of Love
3) Blind Ambition
2) New World Order Hookers
1) Lucifer in the Flesh in Miss Jones