Welcome Back to Pottersville: Gotham City Digest

(In which we know members of the Addams Family don't make good statesmen.)

When you've lost Drudge, you've lost Bullshit Mountain.

Frankly, I can't fucking stand Neil Young's music and especially his voice. But I've always deeply respected his left wing belief system. So I salute him for abandoning Fuckbook over their ultra right wing activism.

Why it's so important to save the wolves.

Oh my God, this sucks. I grew up on this guy's comics in NatLamp. RIP, Gahan.

You've met Dr. Evil, now meet Mini Me.

Valerie Plame's campaign video is likely the coolest one ever.

T' is the season to be jolly.

And the bribery, the thing that got him in this mess, continues... This guy couldn't carry out an honest act by accident. He IS the fucking swamp.

Don't you just love it when the Trump spawn try to shove their Ivy League classical education in our faces?

So, this is the second ex-Governor of mine who's decided to run. Weld, I can see. He threw his hat in the ring months ago. Patrick's stunt makes much less sense.

"But, Mum, you promised me a pony!"

"Oh, DO shut up and put my support hose on me."

You hear that, you right wing nut jobs? A ‘Clear paper trail from Rudy Giuliani to the Oval Office to Secretary Pompeo’ to Devin Nunes' office.

Yes, he, too, is in a bunker. It's in the DNA of Nazis.

Welcome to the warped world view of President Littlefinger.

"Monsanto, now owned by the pharmaceutical company Bayer of Germany, has also agreed to pay $10 million for charges it unlawfully stored the pesticide, which was classified an acute hazardous waste. The money includes a $6 million criminal fine and $4 million in community service payments.

Prosecutors have agreed not to prosecute Monsanto if it abides by the agreement, which requires the company comply with U.S. environmental laws."

What a nice sweetheart deal, considering there are virtually no environmental laws left to obey in the Glorious Age of Trump.

So much for your Senate ambitions, Pompous Maximus. One more time for clarity's sake: Everything Trump Touches Dies.

Of course, this will go exactly nowhere.

The Gray Lady has battered wife syndrome when it comes to Trump- No matter how much he slanders, libels or otherwise dickslaps them in public, they just. Can't. Leave. Him. Seriously, after Jayson Blair, you'd have to be insane to trust the New York Times

Meet the Harriet Klausner of cheap, Third World junk.

Typical cop reaction to Angry Black Man syndrome, After a fight on field, the visiting black players were put in a "cage", as one counselor described it, making the black players vulnerable to racist slurs by the cops and being spat on and having garbage thrown on them by white parents.

Because a right wing New York billionaire for president worked out so swimmingly the last time.

Now Bill Barr wants access to your Facebook chat transcripts. he really is a fat fascist, isn't he?

These right wing scumbags are so desperate to evade accountability that they're consciously deleting incriminating facts a la Winston Smith so they can blame the other guys.

There was a damned good reason John Carpenter named his Sheriff Leigh Brackett in the original HALLOWEEN.

Meme intermission.

Way to go, Hong Kong. Let's hope, now, this doesn't result in the usual oppressive Commie bullshit like assassinations, kidnappings and disappearances of the pro-Democracy winners. But They held hundreds of district council elections and there was a better than 71% voter turnout. Four years ago, their turnout was about 35%, at best. But it took six months of fiery, violent protest to wake the people up and vote for pro-democracy candidates. The Chinese state media, of course, is trying to play it down, but the fact remains- It's a serious bellwether for pro-mainland Hong Kong leaders like Chief Executive Carrie Lam when they're up for re-election in two years. If Hong Kong can arouse so much passion for democracy in down ballot races, then we should do the same thing in general elections, especially when over half the Senate, the entire House and the presidency is in play.

Yeah, NOW Parnas is interested in "the furtherance of justice" and NOT AT ALL desperate to get his fat, pasty Baltic butt out of jail. Think this is the "insurance" Giuliani has on Don the Con?

Those of you who love to write or read horror may get a kick out of this.

I can't ever recall a time when a DoD branch secretary ever got fired or was forced to resign because the Commander in Chief sided with an enlisted war criminal.

Speaking of Spenser, How many fucking Rubicons are we going to let this psychopath cross before we finally take him out?

Good idea, Donnie Dumbo, let's use Park Rangers at the border despite them having no border patrol training.

This is all these right wing scumbags have- Lies, conspiracy theories and Photoshopped pictures. Well, you know what we DON'T have to do? Photoshop pictures of Trump and Epstein. There are plenty of real ones circulating on the internet.

As if you need any more stories proving the loyalty of dogs, this story from Brindisi, Italy is heartbreaking.

Rick Perry just confirmed that Trump is the Chosen One. Well, then, I guess we can now do away with elections entirely and the billions that infest them.

You would be hard-pressed to find a dirtier, more duplicitous cocksucker than Giuliani but then there's Devin Nunes... Like Giuliani, he may have scrapped his Ukraine trip but he still met with Shokin in Vienna, where Fruman and Parnas were headed when they got pinched at Dulles last month.

Looks like Lewis Carroll was onto something. Rabbit holes DO lead you to strange places.

I guaran-fuckiing-tee you none of them were black.

Anyone who thinks Biden represents the future needs to get their head examined. He heard :"climate change" then literally ran away. Biden takes Super PAC money, after promising not to, from climate change deniers.