Gotham City Digest

(No one stands behind us while we work. Especially on Mexican food day.)

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     I shouldn't be surprised that cops nowadays are still this glorified form of witchcraft. Why don't they go back to using phrenology while they're at it?

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     Americans to the British after their healthcare system gets sold to private companies.

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     I'm amazed Van Drew's entire staff didn't walk out on him and take all his office supplies with them.

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     The right wing scumbags aren't even trying to hide it, anymore. They've decided on a kangaroo court and are being quite idiotically vocal and obvious about it. Once again, I say we take up John Dean's suggestion- Don't send it to the Senate since the Republicans have nakedly and brazenly vowed it would be a farce, and just keep investigating in the House. Then, when we retake the Senate in November, THEN we pass the full House impeachment and send it to the upper chamber if Trump, god forbid, gets reelected.

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     This is fascinating. Zebra finches, and perhaps other species of birds, can program their young with their songs before they hatch to prepare them for environmental changes.

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      Thank God Giuliani is so stupid. He's the only guy who can get a pile of shit from a former KGB agent and think he has something of value.

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       I wonder what Trump's screaming "America First!" baboons would say about this.

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     Thank God for school resource officers who keep our children safe from sudden violence. < /snark>

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     This is one of most outrageous and infuriating articles I've ever read. A cop shot his wife in the head, tried to make it look like a suicide and got away with it with the complicity of his department and what passes for the criminal justice system in this Georgia county and is now working as a cop in another town.

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       But, hey, anything's better than Socialist Democrats from taking over, huh?

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       Despite the misleading headline, it wasn't a "fight" but an attack on Jewish students by weekend Nazis. And speaking of anti0semitic Nazis...

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     Scaring Jews our of public parks, eh? Btw, nice Hitler moustache you got going there, Adolph.

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     Please, let's keep putting this dear man on TV. He just admitted to getting Marie Yovanovitch fired to get her out of the way of his criminal enterprise.

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    “The key takeaway from this study is that the 2017 tax law is working out well for profitable corporations.” In short, fucking DUH.

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      Does Trump or anyone in his inner circle know anyone who isn't an international criminal?

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      Another argument for putting women in the Special Forces.

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     Ironically, the only man who can save democracy itself and preserve the rule of law is Donald Trump, who insists on taking on the Democrats in the Senate and putting on a big show during his own trial. Republican leadership is vainly trying to talk him out of this but, well, Donald's gotta be Donald.

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     Meme intermission.

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     New Jersey Democrats and Republicans have finally reached common ground- They loath Jeff Van Drew who today left the Democratic Party and joined the Republicans after staunchly saying he wasn't going anywhere.

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      By now I'm sure you've seen protesters at Trump rallies get swarmed and thrown out. Well, the tables were turned on some Trumpanzees who decided to crash Adam Schiff's Town Hall which was commemorating, among other things, the Armenian genocide.

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      The Mormon Church is NOT a cult. Cults don't stockpile $100 billion in liquid capital. And while we're on the subject, look who else is stockpiling vast sums of money...

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       Like bears storing fat for a winter hibernation, CFOs are hoarding cash to ride out what they see as a serious recession next year.

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       How adorable, that "regular people" in Tennessee think they're regular to the rest of us.

     YOU GAVE US THE SCOPES MONKEY TRIAL AND SENATOR FRED THOMPSON. THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING IRREGULAR.

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        Let the coverup begin. If McConnell survives his reelection bid, I would LOVE to see him impeached for this. This paragraph is all you need to see here:

"But in remarks on the Senate floor on Tuesday morning, Mr. McConnell said there was no reason for the Senate to immediately agree to take testimony from officials who might bolster Demorats’ case against the president."

        In other words, McConnell doesn't want the testimony of anyone who can prove Trump's crimes.

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       Shorter Obama: "Y'all are fucking this up this election. You want Bernie. I don't."
       "So who ARE you endorsing?"
       "I don't know!"

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        To paraphrase Avengers: Endgame, "The only proof that Paul Manafort has a heart."

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         Fucking A, let him. It's about time someone did.

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        This is what profiles in courage look like. They know they may get voted out because of their support for impeachment. IOW, they're the exact opposite of Republicans like that little sleazeball Van Drew who pander to their red meat base.

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        This is the fucking right wing moron that got arrested and thrown out of the Longworth Building last week.

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        Wah wah, Nancy's being mean to me.

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        Sorry but this is a joke. The Consumer Price Index goes up at least 3-4% a year. This is the first pay raise federal workers have had in years. This would keep their heads barely above water for, at best, one of those years.

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        A Russian spy ship has been spotted off the coast of Florida. Of course, we all know how this came about. But try telling THIS to the organ donor MAGAts that still support Agent Orange. Putin could have an office in the fucking West Wing and they STILL wouldn't change their minds about him.

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         Aw, did we piss off one of Donnie Dumbo's strongman tinpot dictator buddies?

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        Meanwhile, this came back Tuesday...

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     Remember, people, if we didn't take the House last November, we wouldn't've even had this. We have to take the Senate this November.

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      The latest from TrumpWorld- Impeachment tears families apart. Not the racist, unhinged madman we're impeaching who's torn apart tens of thousands of migrant families at the border. IMPEACHMENT is.

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       To the surprise of exactly no one, Mizz Lindsey's not interested in doing his job or honoring the oath he'll take to remain impartial.

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        You can always count on the GOP (Gang of Putin) to "fight the facts all day long."

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     Wearing your heart and political allegiances on your sleeve is one thing but wearing your bribes over where your heart is supposed to be?

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      This is extremely promising. Nancy Pelosi is being evasive on whether or not she'll send the impeachment articles to the Senate. “So far we haven’t seen anything that looks fair to us.”

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      Jerry Nadler accused Louis Gomer of spouting Russian talking points (which he was).

      It kind of went downhill from that point on...

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      This is how Mike Pence measures drapes in the Oval Office.

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     So, last night freshly IMPEACHED "President" Donald Trump kicked a dead congressman's rotting corpse, in his home state, because his grieving widow voted for both articles of impeachment.

       Yes, he's that low. He's raped women and once raped a 13 year-old child. He'd stolen money from a child's cancer charity. Does this really surprise you? And finally...

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        First, they came for the intelligence analysts, then they came for their book royalties...