Gotham City Digest

(How about we bring back democracy, instead?)

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    This is a real headline from the WaPo, #nottheOnion. #1, the superdelegates didn't go anywhere. They're furtively waiting in the wings rubbing their hands just itching to throw the election like the Senate GOP's waiting to throw Trump's trial. #2, Fuck the vox populi, right? Rich people have always known what's best for us so let's just allow the Majestic 437 to make all the hard choices that we're too lazy or apathetic to make so they can vote for their candidate without ANY expectation of reward.

     Perish the thought.

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     The holidays play hell on everyone's nerves, including the Pope's.

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     Actually, I'd love to go out like this, provided no animals get hurt.

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     300 replanted acres all on his lonesome? I('d say this guy's got a green thumb.

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     Blame the Shitty White People.

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     WHAT did Rudy say on New Year's Eve?!

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     So, Greaseball Eric fired seven undocumented workers last week... at the end of the year, knowing they were undocumented, after they'd helped them get through the season.

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     Fucking Yahoos. I even read an article yesterday advising people in states like Texas why it isn't a good idea to fire a gun on New Year's Eve.

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     Humpback whales dancing under the Northern Lights. This is quite cool to see.

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     This is what paranoid totalitarianism looks like.

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     But, but... Benghazi! Her emails!

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     These right wing fuck sticks all think alike. Like Trump, Bennie thinks he should be immune from all prosecution, the upcoming trial is a partisan witch hunt, blah blah. And, like Trump, he's even stalling for time and desperately hoping he'll get a party majority in the next election to get him off the hook. Words cannot adequately express how much I loath these men.

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    War criminal Eddie Gallagher's launched his clothing line, branded as "coastal lifestyle with an edge." Like a razor-sharp serrated edge on the neck of a 12 year-old boy.

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     This dipshit's only resolution is not to get impeached. On the plus side, thanks to Melania, by the end of the night every spoon in Mar-a-Lago was bent.

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     And I can guarantee you the lion's share of that loot for Mayo Pete came from just 44 people. Nice to have friends in low places, like wine caves, for instance.

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     Meme intermission.

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   Apparently, according to these unredacted documents recently obtained by Just Security, the Pentagon was worried sick over this aid being withheld.

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     Castro's out.

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     Donnie Dumbo noticed (parody).

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    Shorter Bill Gates: "I dunno what happened. One day I was in high school and the next I had hoarded tens of billions of dollars!"

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     At first I thought it would read, "Clinton Named Chancellor of Germany." THAT I could see.

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     This is as close as we've come to hell on earth in all human history.

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    Did Chuck Grassley just describe Trump as if he was a toddler? Why, yes, yes, he did. P.S. Chuckie- It's Congress's job to oversee the WH's actions,

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     OK, who slipped Rod Blagojevich paper and crayons into his prison cell?

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     Cue "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads. Fade to black, The end.

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    Oh, I'm sure some good ole boys in some Sheriff's Department in Tennessee will give the boy a shot.

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    Helluva crystal ball you got there, @jrubinblogger. You see, the thing about being a useful idiot for Democrats and liberals is you have to be actually USEFUL.

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     "Dirty filthy cops"?! Is Trump channeling Cagney? And finally...

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      Marianne Williamson down to herself, crystal skull. Film @ 11.