Friday, July 17, 2020

Gotham City Digest: Expanded edition

("We're full of beans.")

     "Notably, the disgraced Hollywood mogul was not to be required to admit any responsibility for his actions, nor was he expected to contribute any of his own money to the fund."
     The judge was right to reject it. Shame on Letitia James for signing off on this pile of shit. He needs to accept guilt, which was established in court and they deserve a lot more money. HIS money.

     Shorter Chuck Woolery: "I am the worst propagandist since Baghdad Bob and you shouldn't listen to me even if I said your hair was on fire." Note that, like a typical right winger, he didn't change his tune until it personally affected him.

     Jefferson Beauregard Sessions now belongs to the ages. Specifically the Middle Ages.

     Kris Kobach, thou art vindicated! At last, hard evidence of liberal Democrat voter fraud in Kansas, no, wait...

     Aim for the stars, honey.

     I'm ashamed to say I'd never heard of the Leesburg Stockade Girls until a few days ago.

     Trump's actually not wrong about a lot here. China does have a disproportionate say in the WHO, we were paying much more than them and the trade imbalance is the most lopsided one between any two nations in the planet's history.
    But in Trump's mush of a brain, it's all just one huge stew of right wing talking points and Wednesday, he meandered from one topic to another like a guy in a dark corner in a nursing home.

     Remember back in the good old days when the SCOTUS would make a ruling and everyone lived with it as a matter of settled law?
     Say bye bye to the good old days.

     Florida Woman.

     “The first-term Republican governor has backed one of the country’s most aggressive reopening plans, has resisted any statewide mandate on masks and rarely wears one himself.”
      Reap the whirlwind, motherfucker.

     Meme intermission.

     Meanwhile in Wisconsin, a black man offered his white housemate a meal, then the white man slit his throat.

     Republicans are racist scum, plain and simple.

    And, STRICTLY BY COINCIDENCE, I'M SURE, people will get their mail in ballots too late.

    What is going on with the Brits? I know we have a lot of racist twats in my United States but are those guys trying to catch up with us?

      Florida Man, the world's worst super hero.

     The Executive Branch doesn't make laws, stupid.

   The cops knew all along the right wingers were the real problem. So who did the fascist motherfuckers go after, instead...?

     Karma's not fucking around, any more. I feel bad for her family, but Jesus, what a legacy to leave behind.

     It's not very often you see an elected official downgrade themselves from statesman to politician, except for Republicans in the swiftly ending Age o' Trump.

      When I read this headline, the first thing that came to mind were those two corrupt asshole judges in PA who went down about 10 years ago for taking bribes from the private prison complex and sent thousands of children to private prisons for little to no reason. Judge Mary Ellen Brennan needs to be investigated for how much SHE'S accepted in bribes from that same private prison complex.

      The bald little troll is out.

     Oh. NOW they want to make friends with the good doctor.

     One of our own made good and put together a kick ass video. Way to go, Don Winslow.

     This video made me cry a little and I'm a guy goes for years without crying. But this video totally destroyed me. Please share.

     Your Brad o' the day.

    Kemp is trying to murder everyone in Georgia. He just banned towns & cities from mandating masks. Now he's suing Atlanta Mayor Bottoms for mandating them, any way.

    The sales report for Mary Trump's new book is out. Let's see her crazy uncle try to ridicule THESE numbers.

     So essentially, Fauci's been barred from TV even as they're pretending to make nice with him.

     So it took six cops to arrest one guy... for riding a bike?

     Russian scientists are so pathetically stupid and backwards that the government has to try to steal vaccine secrets from us, Canada and the UK. Meanwhile, Kremlin Kevin McCarthy is focused on pushing a bill protecting confederate statues while the Trumps turn into pitchmen for a black bean company.

      Yeah, good luck with that.

     $25,338 for jet skis?

     Perhaps Democrats should start listening to Congresswoman Slotkin.

     This amounts to a race-based poll tax, plain and simple. Last I heard, poll taxes were illegal.

     I don't know what the FUCK is going on in Portland, Oregon, but this is how fascism starts, ladies and gentlemen.

     Oh, this is the last thing we need.

     At least SOMEONE'S actually interested in draining this swamp.

     One man crime wave Ammon Bundy's at it again.

     Your co-Brad o' the day.

     Frankly, I'm surprised we haven't seen more stories like this of double-dipping.

     I'd always had such a high opinion of Gavin Newsom ever since he was mayor of San Francisco. Then he had to go and do this. What the hell was he thinking?

     Why does he have a water obsession?

     Your Karen o' the day.

     And your co-Karen o' the day.

     A racist neighbor poisoned her dog. When she called the cops, they cited her for not registering it.

     Mary Trump's not the only only one who'd launched a 211 page book this week. So had my friend C.A. Asbrey. INNOCENT TO THE LAST, the 6th and final entry in the Innocent series, just went live today (US & UK links provided).

     My friend Lala Corriere recently sat for an interview on Tuscon Radio. Go listen.

     This is horrifying. Breonna Taylor was alive for 5-6 minutes after she was shot. The cops said her wounds were fatal and wouldn't've made a difference but how did they know since they didn't check her?

     Aw, wouldn't THAT be a fucking shame? And finally...

     Speaking of Portland, this is what a Nazi police state looks like.

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