Monday, September 7, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Duct Tape: Now, 10,001 uses.)

    Professional fucker o' rats Louis DeJoy is certainly turning into quite the Trojan Horse for the Republican Party, isn't he?

     If you're looking for satire, it's in Valhalla wondering what the fuck happened.

     I love librarians.

    Your Brad and Karen o' the day. If they were black, they would've been keelhauled. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

    "It’s my decision to pardon. Correct me if I’m wrong, this is how I view the case. We have not treated Pemberton fairly, so I ordered his release.”
    I'll correct you, Duterte, because you are wrong. How about Jennifer Laude? Did Pemberton treat her fairly when he murdered her? These right wing psychopaths make me sick. Trump would've done exactly the same thing.

     The untold story of the Battle of Combat Outpost Keating by Jake Tapper in his new book.

    Trump also showed he wasn't pro-life. “Imagine some animal with tattoos raping your daughter and then she gets pregnant," he told Theresa May. You know, kind of like when he'd raped 13 year-old Katie Johnson in Epstein's townhouse when she was just 13.

     Meme intermission.

     Jeffrey Goldberg says his story last Thursday was just the beginning.

     Typical Trump dick move. Say shit about dead Marines, furiously deny it then fire your SecDef.

     The family that prays together suckles together.

     This is so sad. Her husband, a doctor, came home to find his wife's body. She died while teaching a class.

     To show you what a complete and irredeemable psychopath Trump is, Dan Scavino, his former caddie, tweeted a clip of a Portland protester catching fire with "Footloose" looped in. Of course, Donnie Dumbo had to retweet it.

     Trump got the split screen treatment from MSNBC and Jo Ling Kent started a panel so everyone spoke over him while they fact checked him.

     I was asking this since just yesterday. How could FEC filings still show an $800,000,000 deficit when every penny is supposed to be itemized? Is it really a bridge too far to suspect that, given his past and present behavior, much of it landed in Trump's pocket?

     Jonathan Edwards rides again, now with 100% more fire and brimstone!

     Your Karen o' the day: Time to Look For the Nice Lady With the Little Paper Cup edition.

     "I'm not saying the military's in love with me. The soldiers are. The top people in the Pentagon probably aren't because they want to do nothing but fight wars, so all of those wonderful companies that make the bombs and make the planes and make everything else stay happy."
     After spending all weekend furiously denying he had shit on the military, Trump then goes out and shits on the military yet again... from the White House.

     I'm still waiting for the zombie John McCain to rise from the dead, stalk Trump and then eat what passes for his brains.

    What the new Trump military scandal betrays about the Republican party as a whole. Trump is saying the quiet parts out loud. But the GOP has always loathed the military except when they need them as human wallpaper. Don't forget how many Republ8ican scum turned on the veterans about 12-13 years ago during the Walter Reed scandal. And finally...

      Jim Acosta slammed Trump for holding a campaign rally on the North Lawn of the White House.

2 Comments:

At September 8, 2020 at 3:36 PM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

It sure is strange for the President of the United States to admit that wars are solely about profiteering, and have no other purpose. Finally, Trump says something that I agree with and have been saying myself for 30 years...

 
At September 8, 2020 at 5:28 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

It was hypocritical but spot on, what Trump said yesterday at the North Portico. I'm glad to see it wasn't just me.

 

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