Gotham City Digest
(We know what the First Lady's T&A looks like. Yay, us.)
Oh good, Attorney General Willie Wanker's on the case.
Surprise, surprise. Kyle Rittenhouse is a Trump backer. Maybe he'll pay your legal fees, kid.
Rock-ribbed conservative Republican family values! This right winger's life is a COPS marathon.
Jared on the NBA shutdown. Typical right wing cluelessness.
QAnon has now officially gone intergalactic and extradimensional. And, yes, this lunatic is an elected official.
"Flynn, you piece of shit! You made me miss a call from the man I love?!"
Ever wonder what the ancient Roman emperors really looked like? Wonder no more.
This is the modern day Republican Party in a nutshell. When things get too hot, when questions get too pointed and direct, cut and run like Scott Walker did on CNN. That's the Republican way.
"Triggering the libs"? The only thing you triggered, asswipe. was a double first degree murder trial.
Paralyzed from the waist down, no charges and the Kenosha pigs have him handcuffed to his bed. And the sheriff's office had the nerve to defend handcuffing a man they crippled. This is what it means to be black in America.
Why was there a security detail at NFL great Brandon Marshall's new home and for whom do they work?
The FBI destroyed their records on Robert Trump. No surprise there.
Surprise, surprise. Kyle Rittenhouse is a Trump backer. Maybe he'll pay your legal fees, kid.
Rock-ribbed conservative Republican family values! This right winger's life is a COPS marathon.
Jared on the NBA shutdown. Typical right wing cluelessness.
QAnon has now officially gone intergalactic and extradimensional. And, yes, this lunatic is an elected official.
"Flynn, you piece of shit! You made me miss a call from the man I love?!"
Ever wonder what the ancient Roman emperors really looked like? Wonder no more.
This is the modern day Republican Party in a nutshell. When things get too hot, when questions get too pointed and direct, cut and run like Scott Walker did on CNN. That's the Republican way.
"Triggering the libs"? The only thing you triggered, asswipe. was a double first degree murder trial.
Paralyzed from the waist down, no charges and the Kenosha pigs have him handcuffed to his bed. And the sheriff's office had the nerve to defend handcuffing a man they crippled. This is what it means to be black in America.
Why was there a security detail at NFL great Brandon Marshall's new home and for whom do they work?
The FBI destroyed their records on Robert Trump. No surprise there.
"Wright
offered an apology for any offense the recording caused, and said that
his comments were in the heat of the moment. Wright insisted he was not
racist.."
He used the N word four times in the brief clip. But, no, he's not racist at all, says every racist, every time.
And, yes, this Nazi skinhead racist's incident was written up in, appropriately, the Stuttgart Daily Leader.
Time for these greaseball grifters to check out... everywhere.
Good question, especially when nowadays, readers can fact check you in mid-stride.
Rand Paul: "I was attacked by an angry mob!" No you weren't, you hyperventilating snowflake.
Molly Jong-Fast on Nepotism Barbie: "A designer of plastic handbags."
Florida: Commit elder abuse, get a paid vacation. (She's 92, btw.)
"Asked by the New York Times’ Peter Baker about his second term plans, Trump replied, 'But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we’d have a very, very solid, we would continue what we’re doing, we’d solidify what we’ve done, and we have other things on our plate that we want to get done.'”
Good start but there are a few other Millers to fire.
Well, what did we expect after over five years of lies?
Kyle Rittenhouse:"Aw, Ma, why can't you let me borrow the car so I can drive myself to Kenosha?"
Mommy Dearest Leader:"Why, are you ashamed to be seen with your own mother?"
"No, but... Look, if you MUST drive me, could you at least drop me off a block before I start killing people?"
"No."
"Aw, Ma, the other white nationalists and the libtards will laugh at me!"
"It won't be the first time."
This is yet another of 10,000 reasons I'm not voting for this right wing fuck stick. Either of them
Cartoon intermission.
Trump seems to think there are at least 60,000,000 rednecks who are still voting for him. I guess no one told him they're the ones likelier to die of COVID-19.
For when the situation calls for more than an "I don't care" jacket or dressing like an Indiana Jones villain.
Cancer got the wrong Chadwick. Rest in Power, King.
With a giant red, white and blue foam rubber middle finger and 100 decibel air horn, the NBA said Fuck You to the Republican Party and their voter suppression efforts.
Believe it or not, despite how bizarre this headline is, it's happened twice before.
So much for informed consent. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)
Meanwhile, in New Hampshire yesterday...
Dr. Trump on her cousins: “Hateful” and “mendacious.” That about covers it.
Right wing crook whines about victimhood.
Meanwhile, tell me how many people from the Democrat Party were invited to speak at the GOP hate orgy. Hell, they demonized us. So it makes no sense to me why the Democrat Party still plays patty cake with Republican scum.
Oh, this wasn't expected at all. The Intelligence community concluded that Russia, China & Iran were planning on fiddle fucking with our election.
Maybe it's just the crime novelist in me but it has to be asked- Is there a serial killer on Fort Hood? Nine soldiers stationed there have been found dead just this year alone and we're not even out of August.
I honestly think Elon Musk didn't play the bad guy in Iron Man 3 because he simply wasn't available (He DID have a cameo in Iron Man 2).
Your Kristian Konservative Kandidates. Another psychopath predicted to get into Congress.
Remember the 25 year-old Greg Abbot wannabe/Hitler groupie who said at the RNC convention that Madison signed the Declaration of Independence? Yeah. Turns out that's probably the sanest and most factual thing he's said this week.
"I hire only the best people."
AG Willie Wanker is investigating only Democratic governors for their pandemic response, not Republicans. Is this the October Surprise we're supposed to be waiting for?
Getting rid of an Obama-era ban on killing wolf pups and bear cubs in their dens? There is absolutely no way anyone can convince me that Donald Trump isn't completely composed of 100%, sadistic, weapons-grade evil. And finally...
Kentucky, if you're listening... This is the way to beat Moscow Mitch and his comrades this November.
He used the N word four times in the brief clip. But, no, he's not racist at all, says every racist, every time.
And, yes, this Nazi skinhead racist's incident was written up in, appropriately, the Stuttgart Daily Leader.
Time for these greaseball grifters to check out... everywhere.
Good question, especially when nowadays, readers can fact check you in mid-stride.
Rand Paul: "I was attacked by an angry mob!" No you weren't, you hyperventilating snowflake.
Molly Jong-Fast on Nepotism Barbie: "A designer of plastic handbags."
Florida: Commit elder abuse, get a paid vacation. (She's 92, btw.)
"Asked by the New York Times’ Peter Baker about his second term plans, Trump replied, 'But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we’d have a very, very solid, we would continue what we’re doing, we’d solidify what we’ve done, and we have other things on our plate that we want to get done.'”
Good start but there are a few other Millers to fire.
Well, what did we expect after over five years of lies?
Mommy Dearest Leader:"Why, are you ashamed to be seen with your own mother?"
"No, but... Look, if you MUST drive me, could you at least drop me off a block before I start killing people?"
"No."
"Aw, Ma, the other white nationalists and the libtards will laugh at me!"
"It won't be the first time."
This is yet another of 10,000 reasons I'm not voting for this right wing fuck stick. Either of them
Trump seems to think there are at least 60,000,000 rednecks who are still voting for him. I guess no one told him they're the ones likelier to die of COVID-19.
Cancer got the wrong Chadwick. Rest in Power, King.
With a giant red, white and blue foam rubber middle finger and 100 decibel air horn, the NBA said Fuck You to the Republican Party and their voter suppression efforts.
Believe it or not, despite how bizarre this headline is, it's happened twice before.
So much for informed consent. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)
Dr. Trump on her cousins: “Hateful” and “mendacious.” That about covers it.
Right wing crook whines about victimhood.
Meanwhile, tell me how many people from the Democrat Party were invited to speak at the GOP hate orgy. Hell, they demonized us. So it makes no sense to me why the Democrat Party still plays patty cake with Republican scum.
Oh, this wasn't expected at all. The Intelligence community concluded that Russia, China & Iran were planning on fiddle fucking with our election.
Maybe it's just the crime novelist in me but it has to be asked- Is there a serial killer on Fort Hood? Nine soldiers stationed there have been found dead just this year alone and we're not even out of August.
I honestly think Elon Musk didn't play the bad guy in Iron Man 3 because he simply wasn't available (He DID have a cameo in Iron Man 2).
Your Kristian Konservative Kandidates. Another psychopath predicted to get into Congress.
Remember the 25 year-old Greg Abbot wannabe/Hitler groupie who said at the RNC convention that Madison signed the Declaration of Independence? Yeah. Turns out that's probably the sanest and most factual thing he's said this week.
"I hire only the best people."
AG Willie Wanker is investigating only Democratic governors for their pandemic response, not Republicans. Is this the October Surprise we're supposed to be waiting for?
Getting rid of an Obama-era ban on killing wolf pups and bear cubs in their dens? There is absolutely no way anyone can convince me that Donald Trump isn't completely composed of 100%, sadistic, weapons-grade evil. And finally...
Kentucky, if you're listening... This is the way to beat Moscow Mitch and his comrades this November.
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, August 29, 2020
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1 Comments:
"it makes no sense to me why the Democrat Party still plays patty cake with Republican scum."
When one adopts the hypothetical argument that the DNC are moderate Republicans, then suddenly, your sentence makes perfect sense, which could be construed as proof that the hypothetical is a valid theorem.
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