Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Gotham City Digest

("Please, no autographs!")

    There is no way anyone can convince me, EVER, that Trump isn't out to murder as many of us as possible.
    
And the Purge continues...
   
Ron DeSantis is completely insane. He had Florida State Police raid whistleblower Rebekah Jones' house with guns drawn and aimed at her kids. This is some serious 1984 shit.
    
Man, these machine Democrats don't waste any time, do they? This type of nepotism is the last thing we need after the last shit show of an administration.
   
Meet the black man Trump's about to execute on MLK day for murders he didn't commit (his co-defendant confessed to them). Trump is about to execute more federal prisoners than any administration in 124 years.
    
How the hell is this NOT a crime? And why isn't he being prosecuted for it?
    
Kellyanne also has a multimillion dollar book deal. This makes me physically ill.
    
I guess that's where the tinfoil hats come in.
    
It's been four decades already and I still miss John Lennon. I still remember the day he was shot with crystal clarity, like people remembered where they were when Kennedy was shot.
    
I loves me some Letitia James in the morning.
    
Now Jenna Ellis has COVID. Tell me again what the elite strike force is again?
    
Imagine being such a massive right wing douchebag that even neonazis want nothing to do with you.
    
Chris Krebs is suing Joe Degenerate for threatening his life.
    
If only they did this to Mar a Lago...
    
Only a pure sociopath would do something like this.
    
Why is this lazy-eyed crook suing four states outside of Texas?
    
This is the art of the grift.
    
Ah, those rock-ribbed, conservative Republican family values!
     Cartoon intermission.
   
"Yeah, don't go looking for any dividend checks any time soon. So this is the perfect time for us to demand more money from you investors."
     
I think we need to come to the conclusion that Mayor Rudy isn't trying very hard to get away from sleaze. Sleaze follows Giuliani (Borat, Fantasy Island, sex tapes) like dust follows Pig Pen.
    
From, "Soon, we'll go down from 15 cases to almost zero" to "I hear we’re close to 15% (infection rate) I’m hearing that and that is terrific."
    
The "DC" in Washington , DC no longer stands for "District of Columbia." It now stands for "Death Cult."
   
Under Trump, Republicans are letting their freak flags fly because the misogyny, racism, homophobia and liberalphobia is now dangerously close to becoming mainstream.
     "Now, nearly 120 years since Congress formed the first Joint Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, it has been our charge, really our bond, in a nonpartisan way to host what is really this iconic symbol of democracy. People watch all over the world."
     JCCIC chairman Roy Blunt, just before every "nonpartisan" Republican nixed the resolution forming the inaugural committee and acknowledging that President-elect Biden won.
     Yes, asshole, the world is indeed watching.

     Imagine a security guard who gets his wallet lifted, his house burgled and his bank account cleaned out, all while on the job.
     I give you FireEye, one of David Purdue's many, many, many investments.
     "I should be free to go out and kill as many people as I WANT!"
     Make it 1-51.
     No, wait, 1-52. Can't keep up. So much losing!
     Oh, Melania wants to go home?
If she means Eastern Europe, I'm down with that.
    As long as we're on British conspiracy theories, I have it on good authority that William Shakespeare died in 1616 and didn't look anything like that.
   
Maybe Trump and Ed Snowden can be roomies.
   
Meanwhile, here in the Bay State, we prove our Republican sore losers are just as insane as yours.
  
If you ever wondered how Mayor 9/11 has been jet-setting around the country filing his zombie lawsuits and who's been paying for them, wonder no more.
   
Read this five part thread by Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA-45). It's quite illuminating.
  
If your massive natural gas pipeline is violating the law, no problem! Just have West Virginia's "regulators" rewrite the rules.
   
Looks like it's old home week at the WH.
    Spies at transition meetings, now.
I'm amazed Trump didn't contract Russia's GRU for this mission.
   
This is a guy who listens to bookies, hucksters and conspiracy theorists but not 98% of the world's climate scientists.
     The KKK tried to rebrand themselves in the 70s with David Duke.
     They wound up helping to put Trump in the White House.
     Pennsylvania Republicans reveal they'd felt or would feel pressured if asked to sign on to Trump's madness. Senate majority leader Kim Ward said, “If I would say to you, ‘I don’t want to do it,’ I’d get my house bombed tonight.”
     This is the United States that Trump created. Republicans cowed and guided by the threat of mob rule. So can we please stop blaming BLM and the nonexistent Antifa for the violence in this country? And, finally...

     Big, strong, patriotic men terrorize little boy home alone.

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