Pottersville Digest

 

(Yeah, I'm looking at you, Andy Giuliani.)

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     "I will build a beautiful wall... NOT."

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    He tried to overturn the election on January 6th and now he's trying to do it in AZ. That's the definition of a repeat offender.

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    This is how you take care of bullies: You punch the ringleader in the nose and the rest scatter like roaches when the lights go on.

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     What I want to know is, why did this take nearly a year to come to light and why were these sadistic sociopaths allowed to resign?

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     Yeah, this is exactly the sort of person Kansas ought to let interact with children.

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    Because why in God's name would Joe Manchin want to vote for a bill that would guarantee a majority for his the opposition party?

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     Watch this nine and a half minute-long video. The first crime you'll see is of a Republican (of course) lawmaker allowing violent protesters into the Oregon State Capitol and acting as if he was merely leaving the building.

     The second are of the cops who allow themselves to get mauled and, eventually, sprayed with some irritant before they retreat and allow these psychos into the Capitol building. No arrests, no real engagement. Because, you know, WHITE. That's dereliction of duty.

     This is how the nation's Capitol got breached a couple of weeks later.

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     "The election was rigged...and if you own a white Mercedes, you left your lights on."

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    "As to Rudy, who was once a lawyer himself and has been talking about how far his beloved Southern District has fallen, as it closes in on him, he told Tucker, 'I could have destroyed evidence years ago. I've had it for two years, and I haven't destroyed it,' and since no one ever lies on Fox News, I guess that's case closed." Molly Jong-Fast.

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     It only follows that racist cops like this are ticking time bombs waiting to explode.

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     Your Karen o' the day, redux.

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     Can someone check if Tucker Carlson's nose is still bleeding?

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     You think Mitt Romney welcomes their hatred?

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    We simply have to get rid of No-Knock warrants. One of those botched raids is what got Breonna Taylor killed.

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     Not sure what happened? Three words: Box o' wine.

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     Nazi android announces lawsuit against the Biden administration on behalf of white people.

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    Shorter Tim Scott: "Sure, they racially profiled me a dozen and a half times but they bribed the neighborhood into silence!"

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     "I think I speak for many people in that Trump has never actually been wrong, and so we've learned to trust when he says something, that he's not just going to spew something out there that's wrong and not verified." Obviously, these people can't be reasoned with.

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     Republican lies about Biden's infrastructure proposal, gets fact-checked in real time.

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     "It took the police about seven months to investigate the matter."

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     This is all Republicans have- Adopting a razor-narrow definition of the word "infrastructure." This is the same party infamous for its poison pill amendments that have nothing to do with the content of a bill.

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     Of course, Republican scum have already found a way to blame Biden for their own heartlessness.

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    Yes, Moscow Mitch would rather risk the lives of Kentuckians than vote for Biden's infrastructure proposal.