Pottersville Digest

 

(Senate Minority Leader, get thee behind me!)

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     The FBI began rounding up rioters within days after January 6th. And it took them four years to find out who this miscreant was... why?

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     Lin Wood really ought to write for the National Enquirer.

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     Mr. Meghan McCain wasn't taken by the president's speech.

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     "Trump quizzes aides for updates about the process multiple times a day, advisers said, expressing particular interest in the use of UV lights to scrutinize Maricopa's ballots..."

     "Maybe if you take a UV light and insert it into the voting machines or through some other way...?"

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     "No wonder Stacey Abrams is whipping GA Republicans ass."

     The stopped clock of Marjorie Taylor-Greene's brain is finally right.

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     “I believe the right thing to do would be to hang a black cloth over the photo and that no honor be given to him until he repents before God and man.”

     In other words, the black cloth would be permanent.

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     Because what America really needs is another regressive in the WH.

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     The main takeaway I got from this wasn't Greenberg confessing he and Gaetz paid for sex with an underage girl. We knew that. What we didn't know was he was willing to bribe Roger Stone with up to $300,000 for a pardon from Trump.

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     When does a school turn into a cult? At this point.

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     This is all the right wing has on Biden.

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     The GOP is just a street gang of armed thugs and pedophiles.

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     Jim Justice awkwardly tries to rationalize signing a hood ornament issue into law.

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     WTF is with this right wing obsession with UV light?

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     If Giuliani's telling the truth here, and that's always problematic at best, then this means Bill Barr signed off on the search warrant on him while he was defending Trump during the first impeachment.

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    More anti-Asian violence. What I can't understand is why it's taking police so long to get this asshole when they know his license number and the state where it's registered. This attack happened on Dec. 5th last year.

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     Christian family values. Josh Duggar got picked up last for downloading kiddie porn.

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    White privilege in action. Meanwhile, a black woman cast an ineligible ballot by accident and got five years in prison.

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     The FBI warned Giuliani the Russians were planning to meddle in the 2020 election. They warned Ron Johnson that he was being used to spread Russian talking points. They ignored them. So, they don't have the right to complain about being caught by surprise about this DOJ investigation.

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    Yes, the Arizona audit is literally the "Crazy Times Carnival".

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     If Trump's backing her, then I wouldn't vote for her. Still, don't resort to lies about the woman.

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     Your Brad o' the day.

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    I doubt he'll get the full 10 years and $250,000 fine but at least he'll never be allowed to work in law enforcement again.

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   "The latest incident of vandalism took place either on Sunday or Monday, where someone wrote 'white power' across the rock's anthropomorphic figures, misspelling and crossing out their first attempt at the word 'white.' Someone also drew an ejaculating penis and scribbled sexual vulgarities on the rock." The Master Race, ladies and gentlemen. And finally...

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    “Through the years, too many black people continue to show an inability to function and prosper in a culture unsuited to them.”

     "(T)hat wasn’t a position of the Republican Party."

     Since when?