Pottersville Digest

---

     This is what you get when you vote Republican, people- Fear, loathing, rack and ruin.

---

     And people wonder where all those right wing, 67 year-old lawyer comedians come from.

---

    There's hope for this nation's future, yet.

---

     I guess the Utah Democratic Party's balls went the way of Joseph Smith's golden Bible, which is to say they never existed.

---

     "But unlike the others, JD learned how to make it EXTRA SLOPPY on the backstroke. Nobody can backstroke it like ole JD, not even Melania..."

---

     Prosecutor, woman, trial, cameras, arrest.

---

     "(T)he question in front of us is a legal one — and we cannot defend the rule of law by abandoning the rule of law."

     No, the question is whether or not you ever read the 14th amendment, section three.

---

     Yeah, this asshole's a Democrat like Jefferson Davis was a Democrat. Puh-leeze.

---

     I'm not going to miss this ugly fuck when he's gone.

---

     Meh. I won't miss him. And I know I'm not the only one.

---

    The master race, ladies and gentlemen.

---

    By this summer, he won't be able to fill a Ramada Inn conference room.

---

    I don't give him a snowball's chance in Hell of succeeding but I'll give him an A for effort.

---

    Nothing says Earth Day like forcibly removing two homeless encampments before the president's visit.

---

    Watching Sarah Palin run for Don Young's seat is like seeing a Three Dog Night reunion tour- It's cringe-worthy and you immediately wonder, "What's the point?" And finally...

---

    DeSantis is just the rotten, crumbling tip of the iceberg.