Pottersville Digest

 

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     "Please tell me what I should be saying." Said every dummy ever after their ventriloquist died.

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     Oh, shut the fuck up, Soldano.

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     So much for the police state.

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     If Biden can do it, I say he should.

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    The very fact that the smoking gun is so elusive after nearly a year and a half shows they knew enough to cover their tracks, Which is to say they knew what they were doing was illegal. Whether that's a legitimate legal strategy remains to be seen.

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     I'm always glad to see a redneck racist bite the dust but this is just a drop in the bucket.

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     An 18 point spread in a hypothetical election that's over six and a half months from now? That's an eternity in political time. Lots of things can happen. Look at Ted Budd and Herschel Walker. So, run, Abby, run.

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    Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier 75 years ago on Friday. He was once a Republican then dropped that affiliation when Nixon showed him the GOP was the White Man's Party.

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     Riddle: Why do Russian ships have glass bottoms?

     So the admirals can review their fleet.

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     Cartoon intermission.

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     I so hope that Beto kicks his crippled ass in November.

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     "Because I was at the gas station in Brentwood the other day and I’m now thinking about taking up arms against Russia? What the f— is going on?” Sure, Sean. All you have to do is pretend the Russians are flying news choppers on your wedding day.

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     "The Republican Party did it by a campaign of demonizing dissent, shredding norms and boundaries, embracing a politics of white resentment and fear and, perhaps most corrosively, delegitimizing the very idea of knowable fact, so that an ordinary birth certificate becomes an object of suspicion, an ordinary election a seedbed of distrust and the sacking of the U.S. Capitol an innocent visit by tourists.: -Leonard Pitts Jr.

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     Fools and their money, yada yada.

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   Next time Republicans try to fool you into thinking they're pro-business, remind them of this clusterfuck.

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     This was posted nine days ago but still worthy of a share.

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     Oops. And finally...

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     Abbott is the Vladimir Putin of Texas. If there's a crisis, he will fuck it up and make it worse. If there isn't a crisis, he'll create one.