Pottersville Digest

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     Yeah, tell me again how much they love the Jews.

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    "(E)xperts are worried that neo-Nazis are trying to groom children to hate as well."

    Oh, but teachers are the groomers, right?

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     I can't believe this happened in my home state of New York.

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     He could've also mentioned during the debate that Greene could get thrown off the ballot at any moment.

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     Wow, that didn't last long, did it?

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     So, according to the Herpster, sex education belongs in the home but groping women belongs in GOP functions? Got it.

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     JP Mandel, huh?

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     Sure, "he talked to somebody". In sign language. On their asses.

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    By now, it has become screamingly obvious to me that we have made it into the 21st century in a strictly chronological sense and not by dint of advanced education or evolution.

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    More like Hell Toupee.

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    Trump is literally phoning it in at this point.

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    This revelation essentially removes the last degree of separation between the members of the hard coup and the members of the soft coup.

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     He's being so unfair to me!

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     "What were my opponents doing the last two years?" Well, for starters, they weren't proudly standing in front of swastikas.

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     You just know Jen Psaki is going to miss her daily bitch-slapping of Peter Douchey. And finally...

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    "Early on Friday, inmate Casey White and officer Vicky White -- who are not related..." It's Alabama. Don't make hasty assumptions.