Pottersville Digest

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    So, Marsha Blackburn DOES want foreign countries to interfere in our elections. Well, that simplifies shit.

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     Remember, boys and girls, these lunatics also have the right to vote (unless they get convicted of a felony).

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     This is why we had Roe v Wade on the books for nearly half a century, so women would never have to endure this 19th century bullshit again. Yet here we are.

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     Antonio LaMotta, the right wing Raging Bull.

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     Cookies? They don't exist until I acknowledge them.

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     Shorter Laura Ingraham: "Let's see what that Himmler guy has to offer."

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     It's nice to see that Brian Kilmeade is still Johnny-on-the-spot about feeding Republicans their talking points.

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     Meme intermission.

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     Madison who?

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     "The big reveal, however, turned out to be a massive flop, with Phillips merely directing his fans to a partially built website that appears to offer supporters a chance to pay money to see proof of election fraud."
     The grift never dies with these assholes.

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     "The posts included a Pinterest account with a 'Treason Watch List,' and pins of photos of Barack Obama alongside imagery of a man clad in Nazi attire making a Nazi salute; Finchem also shared photos of the Holocaust claiming it could happen in the United States."

      Hm. An enemies list, Nazi imagery. Persecution complex. Nothing to see here, folks.

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     No, this is what "common criminals" do: they squeal like stuck pigs when the law tries to do its job, create shifting rationales for why their crimes were committed then make it sound worse than it really was by announcing time after time that their house was "raided".

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     In short, the terrorists have already won. Way to go, Texas.

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     The more I hear her speak, the more I'm convinced that Alina Habba got her law license at a Rotary Club raffle. And finally...

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     Yeah, balancing the books takes twice as long when you have two sets of ledgers.