Pottersville Digest

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     The world's earliest story- "Oh no. I'm surrounded by leopards. I'd better jerk off." Now I don't feel so bad about my stories.

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     "Cavin'" McCarthy is already measuring himself for Matt Gaetz' lap.

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     “I want to tell you something, if Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, we would’ve been armed.” Thanks again, GA-14.

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     There's something really hilarious about twenty-something Republicans with no experience in the military calling for total war over... something, at a black tie gala.

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     "This case is not ripe! Jesus, it's not — what you mean, not ripe? It's not a tomato." I think he made more sense when he was farting in Michigan.

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     I'm not a big fan of capital punishment but remember when crimes like sedition came with the death penalty or lengthy prison sentences? We need to go back to those days. Because what do you think Rhodes will do when he finally gets out?

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     Please, sir, may we have another?

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     Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

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     White privilege not only reigns supreme but prances around on a white horse and wearing a white hood.

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     Doesn't Doug Douchey understand the difference between federal and state land? Obviously not.

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   "A person close to Roth said threats against him escalated after Musk alluded to Roth being sympathetic to pedophiles." Pedophiles like Donald Trump, for instance?

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    These seditionist shitheads probably think "Marshall Law" is an actual lawman who will come riding in on a white horse to save the day.

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     Sounds to me as if Kari Lake's trying to get the old gang together again. Maybe they can get the Cyber Ninjas back for another five month audit.

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    I agree that it is a delicate balancing act to weigh First Amendment rights vs actual seditionist speech. But when these people are actively plotting to take down our democratic republic and not just loosely talking about it on Twitter or elsewhere, federal law enforcement needs to step in and stop acting like a bunch of hand-wringing liberal pansies and whining about free speech rights. Speech should be free but it shouldn't be free from consequences.

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     Your Brad o' the day. And finally...

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     This superintendent buried reports of multiple acts of rape by a male student. When the father of one of the rape victims spoke up, he was escorted out by police.