Pottersville Digest

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     "Résumé embellishment" is how Republicans lie these days.

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     So what's his response? Kidnap reporters in Palm Beach for other stories.

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     "How is it possible that when this person finally gets caught, they don’t slink away in shame, but rather lash out defiantly and simply refuse to face any consequences?"

     Where does it say that Republicans are even remotely capable of feeling shame?

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     Bobo's dive bar is going to be a Mexican restaurant. Irony is another dish best served cold.

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     I guess it's pretty tricky arranging those conjugal visits.

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     Like that poor man and his family haven't been through enough? His son committed suicide a couple of years ago.

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    I'd still like to put that theory to the test and go back to 1945 and give Fred Trump a condom.

 #TimeTravel

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     George Santos admits his real name is George Constanza and that he's an architect who's friends with Jerry Seinfeld. He also invented Festivus.

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     Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.

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     Oh, please, dear man, do it!

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     Like any bullet could penetrate those fake tits.

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     You live in Africa, you racist assholes. Did you honestly never expect to see black people?

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    Your Karen o' the day. And finally...

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     Yes, toilet paper. Musk got rid of the toilet paper.