Pottersville Digest: State of the Disunion edition

 

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     "Some justices were slow to adopt email technology -- they were 'not masters of information security protocol'."

     I guess the right wingers on the court were still clinging to their clay tablets.

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     Karen Carpenter died 40 years ago and too many people have forgotten that she could play drums like a madwoman.

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     There's literally no bottom to the rabbit holes of the MAGA faithful.

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     So, this is why we handed back control of the House to these lunatics? So they could "own the libs"?

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     Oh, great. Joe Wilson's nipples are getting erect again right before the president's State of the Union Address.

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     Ah, the magical gun that shows up near the bodies of black men. Police have a word for these magical guns: "Throwdowns."

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     Real man of the people, that George Santos.

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     109 assholes voted for this steaming pile of horseshit. No, not Republicans- "Democrats". (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     How about the six cops who'd died by their own hand after January 6th? Crickets.

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     Vote for clowns, expect balloons.

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     Well, well, well. Look who's now officially under investigation by the House Ethics Committee.

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     A NeoNazi who wears blackface? That's unpossible.

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     Knowing that wing airhead Melania, when she was in the Situation Room watching al-Baghdadi getting snuffed, she probably thought she was watching an action movie.

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     So, Sarah Sanders is who they drafted to do the SOTU, huh? Seems to me, that prove there are no Republicans on Capitol Hill who have gravitas for the job.

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     When did Roger Waters go from being a cool guitarist of a world-class band to a sloppy antisemite one can find at any pub?

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     Why isn't this Sammy Davis-looking motherfucker in prison by now?

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     Mark Pomerantz' book dropped at midnight tonight and, while it contains no new revelations, it does tell what went on behind the scenes at the Manhattan DA's office. And finally...

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     "A groomer"? This is the same predatory pedophile that used to walk in on underaged Miss Teen America contestants knowing they'd be undressed.