Pottersville Digest

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    This will make the News at Five, with Jayson featured in a wife beater and a bleeding Lauren blaming the liberals.

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     "Colored people"?! What is this, 1955?

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     “Where am I going?” Yeah, it's time for her to go.

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     I call bullshit on this. This is just the beginning of the Republican Party's weaponization of Congress against the DoJ.

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      "Although these tactics meant the man could not move, Huxley then used his foot to stomp on the man's head while he was handcuffed."

     "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – for ever." -George Orwell, 1984.

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     Natural selection is a many splendored thing.

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     This is such a stereotypically hillbilly scenario, it actually eludes satire.

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    Why do Republicans feel the need to be such heartless pricks? Seriously, these are people with embalmed souls.

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      Oh, white woman tears. This will end well.

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     "Yeah, they're suffering but it is what it is." -Rat Fucker Zero Louis DeJoy. This guy is a pure sociopath.

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     For once, I agree with Bobo. Why can't she be this lucid more often?

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     The law and order party, ladies and gentlemen. (The Providence Journal retroactively scrubbed that he's, of course, a Republican.)

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     This is likely the only time you'll ever see me on the side of a Big Five publisher. But, good on Penguin Random House for suing the rat who's suing the mouse.

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     There are more pauses in this interview than a Harold Pinter play.

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     Is brain damage a prerequisite for the GOP?

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    Maybe that Republican would have more credibility if he wasn't dressed like a third rate magician at a kid's birthday party.

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    "His lawyers may challenge the release of the documents to the special counsel on principle, not because they contain anything incriminating" even though they contain lots that's incriminating. And finally...

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     Another Trump lawyer scuttles away.