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Friday, May 26, 2023

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Surprise, surprise, the SCOTUS finally got something right.

Oh, throw his red, white and blue recidivist ass back in prison.

Wait a minute, is everyone missing the real story here? If Trump instructed his staff to move the documents the day before the search warrant was executed, was there a leak in the FBI warning him about it? The coincidence can't be ignored.

"The Republican-led House committee said Mr. Paxton’s abuses of office rose to the level of possible crimes that warranted an impeachment vote."

Wow, if Ken Paxton ran afoul of his own party, then he really crossed the Rubicon.

"America is still in love with President Trump." Yeah, sure we are, Bobo. That's why he got 7.2 million fewer votes than Biden, right? And, speaking of Bobo...

Oh, those rock-ribbed, conservative, Republican family values!

We can take it as an article of faith that in Republicanworld, Chicago is a synonym for the N word.

Corporations have no guts. Instead of pulling merchandise and looking like a bunch of wet-legged wimps, how about working with law enforcement to identify these right wing terrorists and throwing them in jail? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

Lordie, there are tapes!

Racist restaurant calls Black woman the N word then, typically, pulls the victim card.

Meme intermission..

Social media has really turned into a brutal wasteland worthy of a Mad Max movie..

Ron DeSantis declares war on Mount Parnassus.

Since declaring his candidacy for president, Ron DeSantis has given us in rapid fire succession reasons not to put him in the WH. This is the latest one.

We've all heard the allegations that some cops aided the J6 rioters. It seems those allegations aren't altogether untrue.

OK, question: If you remove any references to the Nazi Party in THE SOUND OF MUSIC, then who the fuck are the Von Trapps running from?

Ken Paxton cheated on his wife. Now she gets to vote on whether he's impeached. It's not looking good for Kenny boy. And finally...

One more time, assholes: Jesus Christ and Christianity is mentioned nowhere in either the United States Declaration of Independence or the United States Constitution. Period.