Pottersville Digest

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     Yeah, I can see how he'd be a chick magnet.

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     It's like my father always told me while I was growing up: "Punch the ringleader in the nose and watch how fast his goons run away."

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     Deep fake, my ass.

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    "House GOP Launching Investigation of Cassidy Hutchinson" ought to read, "Republican Assclowns Aim Cartoon Blunderbuss at J6 Witness, America Awaits Comical Blowback."

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     Way to go, Massachusetts! I knew you had it in you!

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     Next thing, he'll be thanking Hitler for not letting Biden drag him into WWII.

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     Remind me again how and why state authorities have jurisdiction over federal authorities?

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    Shorter Trump: "I'm a pure sociopath and I don't give a fuck if voting for me kills you." And the crowd laughed.

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     "Mr. Trump, why did you go to a campaign rally instead of your mother in law's funeral?"

     "I was there in spirit, your honor."

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     Like Trump said after the 2016 Iowa caucus that he lost to Ted Cruz, "How stupid are the voters of Iowa?" Seriously, these people are ambulatory organ donors. He's showing his contempt for them at this rally in every way possible and they're still singing his praises.

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     Cartoon intermission.

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     "I dunno nuttin'!" said every mobster, ever.

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     "Roll explained she'd spent most of her life she's spent as a county attorney and was treated better by child molesters and rapists than by MAGA fans"

     That's rather surprising, considering a lot of MAGA fans are child molesters and rapists.

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    I'd imagine that reading Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mind would be like reading one of those old fashioned horn books with a single letter on each page.

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     Will the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up?

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     Ron DeSantis predicts he'll do fine in Iowa tomorrow. And finally...

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     I guess this is the part where we're supposed to crowdsource an anchor and throw it in.