Pottersville Digest
Who wants to tell this blithering Russian idiot that it was the "zombie" that freed him, not Trump.
Yep, they're in the bunker phase.
I guess it's too much to expect Trump to know that the Supreme Court historically does not like getting involved in state court decisions. But then again, we've never had a nakedly fascist Supreme Court like this before.
Typical Trump timing. Jump on the Titanic after it hits the iceberg. Well played, sir, well played.
Iron eagles of a feather fly together. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
"Judge Carl Nichols, who oversaw the proceedings against Bannon and granted that appeals bond, happens to be a Trump appointee who clerked for Justice Clarence Thomas. He is the only judge on the District Court in the District of Columbia who ruled the government couldn’t use the obstruction statute against January 6 participants..."
In case you were wondering.
I don't want his name stripped off a state park. I want it stripped off state ballots, like Washington state may have to do by law.
Am
I an asshole for wanting to buy a bag of cotton balls so I can sponge
their tears then squeeze them into my Bushmills so I can drink their
tears? Absolutely and I don't really give a shit. Schadenfreude exists
for some good reasons. Like their tee shirt says, fuck your feelings.
One thing Litman never mentioned is something called allocution, which
is the defendant's last chance to address the judge before sentencing.
It gives the convicted defendant one final chance to throw themself on
the mercy of the court and get a lighter sentence. Trump is completely
incapable of humility or remorse because he's a megalomaniacal
sociopath. If he decides to take allocution, it'll be a fucking disaster
because he'll take that opportunity to spit in the judge's face.
Capping some leftys, huh? Real tough guy anonymous keyboard jihadists. I'm quaking in my sneakers.
This is almost inevitably what happens when you put right wingers on TV, especially if they're Hogan Diddly.
Why isn't this bloated, liver-spotted Nazi making license plates in prison?
Instead of trying to steal money from Republicans, maybe Trump can sell trading cards with small pieces of his orange jumpsuit.
Will someone please kick this douchebag's fat, pasty ass back to South Africa where he belongs? I mean, I know Trump has a weakness for white, right wing foreigners who insist on fiddle-fucking with our elections but this is getting ridiculous.
I think we can safely infer by now that right wing supreme court justices have horrible taste in wives.
Wow. He's always been a blithering idiot. Who knew? And finally...
I don't like Mike Johnson one bit but I have to admit, this was funny.
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, June 03, 2024
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