The 8000 Lb Elephant That No One Sees

 

      I think we can safely and comfortably assume that there isn't a single person in the MAGAverse anywhere on the planet that's ever considered for a nanosecond that Donald Trump's filthy name is all over the Epstein client list. The release of the Epstein client list has been the Holy Grail, the Atlantis, the golden Joseph Smith Mormon Bible that no one's ever seen but that they knew existed. And when that cherished document finally came out, all their fever dreams about the Democrats, especially the Clintons, would finally be confirmed and they could finally march down the path of world domination that would start with Comet Ping Pong Pizza and its secret basement that would...

     What was that? There's no Epstein client list? There's no video evidence proving that Hillary Clinton sneaked into Jeffrey Epstein's cell and throttled him with umbilical cords of unborn fetuses harvested from Planned Parenthood?

     At a Cabinet meeting last Tuesday, someone asked Pam Bondi about that and Trump jumped in, flying into a rage, calling Epstein a "creep" (the only honest thing he's ever said in four and a half years in the White House although some people need reminding that Trump was BFFs with that aforementioned creep for at least 15 years). 

     MAGAworld lost its collective shit. And, more often than not, they prefaced their objections with, "I love you, Mr. President but..." Here's a sample. 

     

     Meanwhile, Lev Parnass, always a questionable source of news on anything considering his past with Trump, said on his Substack that his sources are telling him Trump is pacing back and forth, screaming and calling these MAGA morons "ungrateful" and "fools". I dunno, guys, but that sounds like someone grasping at straws at the edge of a cliff. This is the same Trump who lost his shit when he found out that Robert Mueller had been appointed by Jeff Sessions to investigate Trump over his collusion with Russia in 2016.

     This is the same Trump who was tried in civil court for fraud and who was tried in a criminal court over his rape of E. Jean Carroll. This is the same Trump who kept asking when Ghislaine Maxwell was sent away for 20 years, "Did she say anything about me?"

     You know, the same Ghislaine Maxwell that he's now considering pardoning.

     Trump always acts the same way every time, as do guilty people the world over act when they feel the walls closing in. They lash out, claim they're being persecuted, that it's all political, a "witch hunt." This is especially true of career criminals like the guy you love who's even now calling you names.

     OK, assuming that Trump's name isn't all over the non-existent Epstein list like "Smith" in a hot bed motel's register, then try to explain to us why he ordered Bondi to ditch the investigation, including insulting your collective intelligence by claiming the Epstein client list never existed, after all? Who is Trump protecting, if not himself? The Clintons? Prince Andrew?

     Guys, I know you're mostly mentally deficient (some of you, after all, voted for a career criminal three times) but come on. Are you all so stupid that you don't know a guilty person when you see one? Is it really so inconceivable that a guy who swaddled himself with pedophiles for decades, who once ogled a small girl going up an escalator and said, "I'll be dating her in 10 years" could himself be a pedophile?

     How do you think Jeffrey Epstein amassed a fortune of half a billion dollars? Blackmail. And he and Trump probably went their separate ways after Epstein made his move and said, "Pay up, Donald, or else." Epstein was the most successful blackmailer who ever lived as well as the most successful and prolific pedophile.

      When Trump promised on the campaign trail that he'd release the Epstein client list, he was cynically pandering to your hunger for that particular piece of red meat but also because he simply hadn't seen it. Neither had Pam Bondi. Then it wound up on her desk, as she said last February. She looked through it and said "Oh shit, I can't ever let this get out." Her office released a bunch of documents to only right wing influencers who looked it over and said, "There's nothing new here."

     And they were right. And they had every right to be angry.

     That was Bondi's attempt at Phase One.

     There would be no Phase Two.

     Guys, you were sold a rotten bill of goods. That's the long and the short of it. The magic beans he sold you won't grow a beanstalk into the heavens. It'll produce a ladder that goes straight to Hell and like the fucking idiots you are, you will happily climb down that ladder straight to the 9th circle because you still believe it'll lead you to the Clintons. You're just starting to wake up but you're still very much in the grip of that fever dream.

     You've all been had.  And he doesn't care. He's calling you names and telling you to shut the fuck up because he doesn't need you or your votes any more. He's mad because you're keeping the Epstein files in the public eye. Yes, for the first time ever, you morons are on the right side of history, albeit for the wrong reasons. So, please, you useful idiots, keep doing exactly what you're doing. The fat man's ready to fall off the edge of that cliff, his pudgy arms wind-milling. 

     One more push is all it will take.