Top 10 Things Scott Bessent Wrote to Himself

 

     Earlier today, Reuters photographer Evan Vucci photographed notes that Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent wrote to himself during today's Cabinet meeting. Among the things he'd written to himself were things like "Resilience" and "Operation Economic Fury." But those weren't the only things the secretary wrote to himself. What were the other things Bessent wrote?

10) Put newspaper in shoes POTUS gave me.

9) WTF is up with these red hats? So gauche.

8) Fewer women than ever. That's good.

7) Need to ask Pete how he gets his hair to look like galvanized rubber. 

6) God, I hate dog shit.

5) Running out of show tunes to sing to myself.

4) Tariff refunds a no-go. Slush fund- Go MAGA! 

3) Was Judy Garland a lesbian?

2) I wonder if Linda can introduce me to some hunky wrestlers? 

1) I wonder what the president's semen tastes like?